When your mind is gone, like Joe Biden’s, you worry about some really bizarre shit. The illegitimate president apparently legitimately worries his wife, Jill, will leave him for some Navajo Indians. In a weird way, this kind of nonsense is becoming normal. Going forward, Joe is really going have to work hard to shock people.
Joe Biden gave some brief and strange words to at the Tribal Nations Summit at the White House on Wednesday. He started things by trying to make it seem like he’s an Indian by claiming that he learned under the tutelage of the late Japanese-American Senator Daniel Inouye. Apparently Joe doesn’t know the difference between Asians and Native Americans.
Then, Biden told a story about how his wife visited a school at a Cherokee reservation, which morphed into this weird thing:
“[Jill] spent a lot of time in other reservations, uh other nations as well. I’m worried she’s not going to come home one of these days when she goes. You think I’m joking, I’m telling ya. If I hear more about the Navajos than I hear about me. Y’all think I’m kidding, don’t you?” Biden said.
Stop asking. We don’t think you are kidding, we think you f*cking insane.
This statement must have made more sense in Biden’s diminished mind than when it came out of his mouth. Luckily I can translate Biden to English and what he was trying to say is that he worries Jill is going to leave him for the Navajo Indian tribe. He also is a bit sad because Jill talks about Navajos more than she does about him.
None of this is true by the way, it’s just another attempt by Joe to seem relatable to a minority group. He’s already claimed he grew up in the black, Puerto Rican, and Jewish communities so he must have figured it was a stretch to say he grew up on a reservation too.
Instead, he made it seem like his wife is an active member of an Indian tribe and possibly has a sexual fetish for Native Americans. The second part is semi-believable because there’s no way Joe can deliver in the bedroom.
It’s kind of a surprise that he didn’t claim his dead son Beau was a Navajo or that he died at the Battle of Little Big Horn. More realistically he could have related to the Tribe Nations by pointing out that his son Hunter often buys meth on Indian reservations.
Actually, he should have just name-dropped Elizabeth Warren and been done with it.
As far as Joe’s concerns that Jill may leave him, he should relax. If she was going to ditch him for the entire Navajo Nation, she would have done it long ago. It can’t be fun for her to be his elder care nurse, so something is keeping her with him. Maybe it’s love, or more likely it’s because the entire corrupt Biden family is a gravy train. Plus, how many more years does Joe have on this planet? Jill’s going to score sooner than later.
