Last year, Joe Biden tried to downplay his 80th birthday, because he didn’t want to draw attention to his advanced age. His senility and lack of motor function however, is a constant reminder that he’s an exhibit at the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. On his recent trip to Poland, the illegitimate president once again demonstrated that he can’t walk up a flight of stairs.
After his photo-op in Ukraine to give away more of our money, Biden went to Poland and it seemed like this was going to be the highlight:
Biden:
“I was born in a coal town of Scranton … When coal died, we moved to a town called Claymont, which was a working class town, everybody in town was either Polish or Italian. I grew up feeling self-conscious my name didn’t end in an S-K-I or O”pic.twitter.com/4tyF5g7ZRs
— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) February 21, 2023
Wait. Didn’t Biden claim he grew up in the black and Puerto Rican communities? Now he grew up in the Polish and Italian communities? I’m starting to think this guy might be full of shit.
What he’s definitely not full of is coordination, because this was president Silver Alert as he left Poland:
As you can see, the arduous task of navigating a flight of stairs is beyond Joe’s abilities. After he ate shit on his way up to Air Force One, he turned around and gave the stairs a dirty look, like they were part of an Ultra-MAGA extremist conspiracy.
This is not the first time Biden had trouble with the stairs going to his plane. Back in March of 2021, Joe ate it three times trying to walk up the steps:
President Biden stumbles while walking up the stairs to Air Force One
pic.twitter.com/t959EPMHpu— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 19, 2021
More recently, Joe tripped over something on stage in “You Nork” noting that it was black:
“Two, ten, twelve, fifteen, wope stepping on a, wuzza it, it, it’s black,” said Biden.
And who can forget that time last year when Joe fell off his bike in Delaware?
New video emerges of Pres. Joe Biden’s bike crash in Delaware this morning. pic.twitter.com/4KMiQdr6XQ
— Election Wizard 🇺🇸 (@ElectionWiz) June 18, 2022
A lot of people are clamoring for a competency test for all politicians over a certain age, but they should also demand a demonstration of basic motor function. Either way, Joe Biden would fail, much like he’s shit the bed as the leader of the free world.
While there’s nothing that can be done about Biden’s crumbling mind, there’s a simple solution to his failing coordination: get him one of those badass Rascal motorized scooters. He loves electric-powered vehicles and it would be a great way to promote his green agenda and show off his youthful vigor.
As for the stairs to Air Force One, duh, has he never heard of a Stairlift? He can have a seat and 5 minutes later be motored to the top of the stairs in comfort and style. If that’s out of the question, why doesn’t someone just carry him up the stairs? He’s pretty much a skeleton and can’t weigh more than 65-70 pounds. I bet Dr. Jill could throw him over her shoulder and haul his ass up a flight if stairs.
