Hillary Clinton Blames MAGA Republicans For Hot Summer Weather

It’s hot across the nation and liberal alarmists are screaming “climate change!” They are however leaving out one little detail in that it is the middle of summer when, you know, it’s hot. Hillary Clinton took it a step further and blamed MAGA Republicans for this normal seasonal warm weather.

If Republicans could somehow control the weather and turn up the heat, they would most certainly use that power and direct it toward Hillary Clinton to completely shrivel her up into a golden raisin. Since that hasn’t happened, it’s safe to assume that the heatwave hitting most of this country is part of this thing that scientists call “weather.” It’s not as if there has never been a heat wave in America before, and in fact there have been some pretty severely hot summers, way before Al Gore invented global warming.

When Hillary Clinton accuses others of something, it’s a given that she’s the one that’s actually doing it, so apparently she can control the weather and is being a real c*nt about it:

On its face, this is a stupid tweet, or whatever the hell a tweet is called now, in which a pathological liar is accusing her political foes of making it hot in the summer. Because Hillary is a special kind of bullshitter, this diarrhea onion has many layers to peel.

You may notice that Hillary preposterous accusation comes with headlines from several leftist media outlets, proclaiming the entire world is bursting not flames. This is fake news from fake news sources, especially the one claiming July 4th was the hottest day in 100,000 years. Did they have methods for recording global temperatures 100,000 years ago? If not, this is a lie.

But wait, this gets even stupider. Hillary also includes a little factoid that MAGA Republicans voted against Joe Biden’s “historic investment in clean energy,” which she uses as a pretext to blame the GOP for the current heat wave.

The thing is, that Biden bill was passed anyways and it clearly wasn’t able to stop it from being hot during the summer. What Hillary is actually saying is that Biden’s clean energy initiative was a complete failure. She’s saying the illegitimate president flushed our money down the toilet, which is the first honest thing she’s ever said.

Hillary likes to squawk in a vain attempt to seem relevant, but like all democrats, she makes baseless, inflammatory statements to distract from something awful she’s done. I did a little digging, and this tidbit from The NY Post might be it:

The man who drowned while paddleboarding on a pond outside the Obamas’ Martha’s Vineyard estate has been identified as the former first family’s personal chef.

Authorities confirmed Monday afternoon that the body of 45-year-old Tafari Campbell was found in 8 feet of water about 100 feet from the banks of the Obamas’ property on Edgartown Great Pond.

Campbell previously served as the sous chef in the White House kitchen while Barack Obama was in office, and was hired to be his personal staff when his term ended.

Either this chef had some dirt on Hillary and she Clinton Body Counted him, or he had it on the Obamas and they asked Hillary to help take care of him.

This death is extremely suspicious and has all of the hallmarks of a Clinton hit. The Chef was invited to the Obamas house for a vacation, but they were not in town. He was paddle boarding with someone else, who basically watched the guy drown in shallow water, without offering any assistance. Also, why would someone who couldn’t swim go paddle boarding in the first place? Chances are, this dude was an expert swimmer, but he wasn’t trained to overcome a Clinton “accident.”

I started out with Hillary Clinton lying about global warming but ended up with another possible Clinton Body Count victim, and called her the C-word along the way. This is something they don’t teach you in journalism school, but probably should. The dots are there, you just need to connect them.