Joe Biden Claims He ‘Ended Cancer As We Know It’

When Joe Biden was running for president, one of his more ridiculous campaign promises was that he would cure cancer and Alzheimers. There’s no word on the Alzheimers, but the illegitimate president claims he, “ended cancer as we know it.” Actually, that’s a pretty good indication that he didn’t cure Alzheimers as he clearly hasn’t cured cancer and is in a state of delusional dementia.

Before Joe got to the cancer cure thing, he demonstrated his health illiteracy and math illiteracy in one fell swoop. Biden misses the days of the COVID-19 pandemic, when he could exert control over the people, so he tried desperately to resurrect it:

Over 100 people died? That doesn’t sound that bad, and in reality is probably closer to the true number of people who died of COVID-19. The weird thing is, Joe used to have some different numbers for the pandemic.

In 2020, when the CDC estimated around 100,000 had died from COVID-19, Biden claimed, “we have over 120 million dead from Covid.”

A month before that, Biden asserted that COVID-19 had taken the, “lives of billions of people.”

Now it’s only 100 people, because Joe can’t use COVID lies to scare people into voting for him any more.

He can however use cancer lies to trick people into voting for him:

Biden actually said, “We ended cancer isree know it,” but the meaning is the same. He’s saying he has cured cancer, which is obviously bullshit.

Speaking of bullshit, the White House transcriber took a few liberties jotting down Joe’s words:

“If you could do anything at all, Joe, what would you do?” I said, “I’d cure cancer.” And they looked at me like, “Why cancer?” Because no one thinks we can. That’s why. And we can. We can end cancer as we know it.

You saw the video, there’s no way in hell Biden said “we can.” Yes, he’s not the most articulate guy, but he clearly claimed he cured cancer.

And remember Biden’s claim that COVID-19 killed 100 people? The White House took care of that as well:

As someone who has transcribed hours of Joe’s gibberish, I don’t envy the job of the White House transcriber, but this is falling into the arena of propaganda. Just write down what Joe said and move on.

Finally, we’ll end on this other relevant Biden quote. As you may know, Kamala Harris is touring the country to lie that Florida’s new school curriculum teaches that slavery was a good thing at the same time banning teaching about slavery. Biden jumped on this bullshit as well:

Considering that the White House, literally just rewrote Biden’s history, maybe he should sit this one out. Also, no books are banned, it’s just that sexually explicit LGBT groomer books are no longer available in elementary school libraries. People can still access these sick books if they want to.