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McDonald’s Mini-McRiot Breaks Out in Atlantic City
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McDonald’s Mini-McRiot Breaks Out in Atlantic City

William MunnyApril 2, 201967
Another brawl erupted at a fast food establishment Saturday. No one seems certain what caused it, which makes it difficult …
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Tranny Goes to Jail, Nothing Happens to Him, Still He Complains
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Tranny Goes to Jail, Nothing Happens to Him, Still He Complains

William MunnyApril 1, 2019April 1, 201918
A man who dresses like a woman is distressed that he wasn’t treated with the kid gloves that he would …
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Wednesday Morning Breakfast For The Brain
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Wednesday Morning Breakfast For The Brain

MartenMarch 27, 201941
Good morning Deplorables, it’s Wednesday and CNN still sucks.
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Terrorist Pizza! Old ‘Jerky Boys’ Prank Call Comes to Life!
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Terrorist Pizza! Old ‘Jerky Boys’ Prank Call Comes to Life!

William MunnyMarch 25, 2019March 25, 201943
Now for something on the lighter side. You may or may not have heard of ‘The Jerky Boys.’ The comedy …
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MSNBC Blowhard Chris Matthews Nearly Blows Out His Aorta Over Mueller Report
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MSNBC Blowhard Chris Matthews Nearly Blows Out His Aorta Over Mueller Report

MartenMarch 23, 201937
Should Hardball be renamed as Numbnuts?
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Bark Like a Dog for Me! Naked Barking Black Man Leads Police on Wild Chase
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Bark Like a Dog for Me! Naked Barking Black Man Leads Police on Wild Chase

William MunnyMarch 23, 2019March 23, 201920
In Des Moines Iowa on March 15, the temperature never got higher than 46 degrees. The low that day was …
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Mueller Report Dumped During March Madness; No More Indictments
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Mueller Report Dumped During March Madness; No More Indictments

MartenMarch 23, 201914
On late Friday afternoon, the long-awaited Mueller report was finally completed and dumped into the news cycle at a time …
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Instant Eunuch! Man Shoots Self In His Private Parts With a Hi-Point
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Instant Eunuch! Man Shoots Self In His Private Parts With a Hi-Point

William MunnyMarch 19, 2019March 19, 201936
We all know that guns don’t simply fire of their own volition. But maybe some do. OK, I know they …
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Spring Break Brawls Erupt in the Streets of Miami!
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Spring Break Brawls Erupt in the Streets of Miami!

William MunnyMarch 19, 2019March 19, 201926
Spring break is traditionally a time when college students flock to the beaches for a week of drunken revelry, relaxation, …
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Bitter Piglet Meghan McCain Is Really PISSED At President Trump
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Bitter Piglet Meghan McCain Is Really PISSED At President Trump

MartenMarch 19, 201920
Good God… JUST GET OVER IT!!!
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