Great News For The GOP: The Communist Party Is Campaigning For Democrats

That blurry line between the Democratic Party and communism was just completely erased. Communist Party USA isn’t just endorsing democratic candidates in the November midterms, they’re actively campaigning on their behalf. I guess maybe this isn’t super-shocking considering how far left the democrats have moved, but it can’t be great optics for a political party that is pretending to appeal to moderate voters. Actually, it’s bad optics for a party that is trying to appeal to Americans. This the the f*cking communist party, you insaniacs!

Here’s some crazy crap about how Communist Party USA has attached themselves to the Democratic Party:

Building the Communist Party is inseparable from winning elections.  Our analysis provides the context for understanding the need for unity in order to move forward  Building the Party is an important part of our contribution to the elections.

The spiraling crisis of capitalism, the rise of hate and the war danger, is forcing many people, especially the young generations, to question the system that is not allowing them to have a decent future. They are looking for alternatives.  Bernie Sanders message helped put democratic socialism in the mainstream of talk. There are DSA candidates in many states. This is great and shows the potential for building our Party as one that is committed to a socialist system instead of capitalism.

The power of having Communist Party organization is the ability to carry out a unified approach for the elections, and then keep it going after election day organizing on the issues of living wage jobs, health care, student debt, systemic racism and supremacy.

The spiraling crisis of capitalism? I sincerely hope democrats put that on a bumper sticker. As you can see there is absolutely no difference between the commies and the democrats and as such, here are all the races the Communist Party USA is actively involved in:

In the House Democrats need  to flip 24 Republican seats in addition to holding on to the 194 seats they have to be in the majority.  We are involved in 38 Republican seats that can be flipped: AZ, CA – 7, CO, FL-2, IL-2, IA-2, MI, MN-2, NJ-3, NY-3, OH-2, PA-5, TX-3, VA-4, WA-2, WI.

In the Senate 24 Democrats and 9 Republicans are up for re-election, a total of 35 seats.  Democrats need to win 28 of the 35 seats to gain a majority.

We are involved in two states where a Republican seat can be flipped:  AZ (Flake open), TX (Cruz), and five states where a Democratic seat needs protection against being lost: FL (Nelson), IN (Donnelly), MO (McCaskill), NJ (Menendez)

The commies are actively involved in 45 Congressional races to help make the democrats’ fantasy of a “blue wave” happen. I double-dog dare any of the these democrats to publicly announce their affiliation with Communist Party USA. They’re going to lose anyways, so why not make it a landslide defeat?

Democrats lost control of both chambers of Congress, the White House, and most state legislatures and governorships because they have moved too far left for most American’s tastes. Aligning with the fricken communist party is not something that is going to attract more voters or win elections, but who ever said democrats have good ideas?

As a Republican, I love this merger of the Democratic Party and the Communist Party. It just means more Republican control of the government. I can’t wait until democrats announce their platform to legalize stabbing puppies in the head. They just keep finding ways to make themselves less appealing.