This is the black stoner equivalent of an old man yelling at kids to get off his lawn. Rapper Snoop Dogg found a nice park bench in front of the White House, lit up a joint, and then cussed out President Trump. What makes this the greatest thing this week is that Snoop believes that this is direct action people can take to get rid of the freely-elected President of the United States. Must be the weed.
Snoop posted a series of videos on Instagram detailing his efforts to resist President Trump. In this first one, Snoop does a drive-by of the White House. The rapper was of course arrested for a fatal drive-by back in the 90’s but luckily this time around no one got shot.
In the second video Snoop lights up a fat blunt and takes a seat in Lafayette Park across from the White House.
“While all you n*ggers was voting and doing all this other bullshit, I’m at the White House smoking,” said Snoop, adding, “Fuck the president.”
Did you catch that? According to Snoop Dogg, voting is a waste of time because the real way to affect change in this country is to smoke weed across the street from the White House. He honestly believes his actions were more important to the Resistance cause than voting. I think he might be a convicted felon and can’t vote, but still…
And actually, he throws in the words “all this other bullshit” so he’s saying that him smoking pot in the vicinity of the White House is the single most important blow any liberal has delivered to President Trump. Considering the collective liberal meltdown over Trump’s presidency, I’d say what Snoop did was on the lower end of the insanity scale.
In a third video, Snoop is back at his hotel room and explains he’s going to “Netflix and chill” but I don’t think he knows what that means because he’s all alone. Maybe he meant he was going to masturbate to Soul Plane, but thankfully he didn’t show that. Instead, he smoked some more weed and tried to lip-sync to a Spanish language show on TV in the background.
Snoop closed things out by saying the reason he smoked pot in front of the White House was because he had to. Again, he does think this was a mighty blow for the Resistance, but in all fairness he was really high. Also, I’m almost certain that when Obama was president Snoop smoked pot in the White House though he likely doesn’t remember it.
Marijuana is legal in Washington DC, but I don’t believe smoking it in public is. Clearly Snoop wasn’t arrested or even questioned by authorities, which brings up a major security concern. Shouldn’t the Secret Service at least notice a sketchy-looking dude like Snoop Dogg smoking a blunt steps away from the place where the President of the United States lives? Lafayette Park should be one of the most secure locations in DC and yet it appears that anything goes.
