Liberals Demand An End To White Male Presidents

Think of this like Snakes on a Plane only it’s white men on Air Force One. Liberals have, “had it with these mothaf*ckin’ snakes, on this mothaf*ckin’ plane!” The Ministry of Liberalism sent out a memo instructing its drones to play up the awfulness of white presidents and they responded obediently. Feminist Amy Siskind says democrats should not support a white man for the party’s nomination in 2020 and black activist Touré thinks there should be a complete ban on white men running for either party.

Amy Siskind is a feminist author and a complete lunatic. Here’s some proof of that:

Sure, the democrat white males thinking about running for prez in 2020 (Biden, O’Rourke, Gore, Swalwell, etc..) are terrible but they beat the past off of kooks like Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, and Elizabeth Warren. If the dems want a safe option for the next election, they should try to find someone who isn’t an idiot, lunatic, rapist, or fake Indian Princess. When that fails, try recurring a Republican.

Suskind is basically kicking all white men out of the Democratic Party, which I didn’t know she had the authority to do. I honestly don’t know why a white guy would be a democrat in the first place, but that’s a discussion for another time.

Not to be outdone, black activist and whatever else he is, Touré wants white men out of all parties and politics in general:

Wait, that’s honest? Trump’s a kick-ass President and so were Bush Jr, Bush Sr, and Reagan. He’s right about Clinton being horrible and, if you notice, he also said that about Obama.

Touré says that, “we’ve had two horrible white male Presidents in a row and the three before that.” Trump is the current President and the one before that was Obama. He’s not only saying that Obama was horrible but also white. Then, in a bit of weirdness suggests that Bush Jr. was a good president.

Going back to Siskind’s tweet, she said, “women were our most successful candidate. Biggest Dem vote getters in history: Obama ‘08, Hillary ‘16,” indicating that Obama is a woman. Putting these two tweets together Obama is apparently a white woman. These liberals have stripped him of his race and manhood.

Yes, Obama did have a white mother and he likes to wear mom jeans, but even I can give him credit for being a black dude. I actually feel the same about his wife.

Just out of curiosity, I’d like to know what white men Touré thinks weren’t horrible presidents. He cut his list of bad ones off at Reagan, so presumably he liked Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, and Richard Nixon. Then again, maybe he thinks those were black guys since he thinks Obama is white. Maybe I’m spending too much time trying to make sense out something that’s so idiotic it’s beyond comprehension.

Touré says we should stop having white presidents for a while, which is funny because Obama was such a bad president that the country decided to not have any black presidents for a while. We also decided not to have any democratic presidents for a while.

Another thing that’s a bit puzzling here is, why haven’t Touré and Siskind been banned by Twitter for hate speech? They both made derogatory comments about people of a certain race and that’s supposed to be a violation of Twitter’s “community standards” and terms of use. If someone wrote that we shouldn’t have any black or women presidents, they’d get kicked off the social media platform.