First she pretended to be an Indian princess and now she’s faking her regular person credentials. Elizabeth Warren pathetically tried to pander Joe and Jane Six-Pack by cracking open a cold one on New Years Eve. While a DNA test proved she was lying about her Native American heritage, it was her own video that showed she can’t convincingly open and drink a beer. The Massachusetts Senator is such a wealthy elitist she literally lacks the ability to be a regular normal person, which is actually quite funny.
Earlier this week Warren announced she was forming an exploratory committee to run for president in 2020. There’s no exploration going on as she has already decided to run and the first act of her campaign was to establish herself as a relatable person. She live-streamed a video on Instagram from her kitchen. She was taking questions from randos on the Internet, but first she wanted everyone to know she’s just like them.
“I’m gonna get me, um, a beer,” said Warren.
As Warren ducks out of frame to grab herself a beer, her husband who had no idea what his wife was up to walked in and startled her. She offered him a beer as well, but he’s not trying to pretend he’s anything but an out-of-touch rich guy so he declined.
Warren then dragged her husband in front of the camera.
“This is my sweetie,” said Warren.
Warren then smacked her husband on the ass 5 or 6 times before he was able to escape. The chemistry and affection between the two was clearly forced but that was hardly the fakest thing about the video.
Warren struggled to twist open the beer because it was probably the first time she’d ever done it. She then took an exaggerated swig of beer, trying to emulate what she must image a normal person looks like chugging down some suds. Later she takes another drink closer to the camera and it’s obvious she doesn’t enjoy it.
This sad attempt at being relatable is on par with Hillary Clinton claiming she carries hot sauce in her purse. And really, this video makes Warren more like Hillary than any average person. Just like Hillary, Warren is disingenuous. She’s a fake person whose so bad at it that she can’t even pretend to drink a beer.
I tried breaking this video down like the Zapruder film to see what kind of beer she was drinking, but it’s impossible to tell. It kind of looks like the beer bottle has a blank label or is possibly one of those prop beers they use in films and TV shows. It wouldn’t be at all surprising if she faked being a regular person with a fake beer.
What makes this truly pathetic is that Warren believes she can attract woking and middle class voters by cracking open a beer. Maybe next she’ll hit the monster truck jam before getting shit-faced on grain alcohol with her “sweetie” as they go cow tipping. Donald Trump won the presidency in large part because he was able to connect with the working class and this is Elizabeth Warren’s silly attempt to copy that appeal.
In the zinger of the year so far (it’s only the first day) President Trump was asked wether or not Warren believes she can win in 2020.
“Well that I don’t know. You’d have to ask her psychiatrist,” replied Trump.
Warren was unsuccessful in appropriating Native American culture and she’s less convincing appropriating regular American culture. She’ll find it even harder to convince people she’s a viable presidential candidate because she’s somehow less appealing than Hillary Clinton, who is a nightmare of a human being.
