Freaky Thug Dennis Rodman Caught on Video Shoplifting, Claims Dindu

Dennis Rodman, the cross-dressing, drunk driving, boy-toy of Kim Jong-un, who likes to use his face like some sort of deranged Christmas tree to hang ornaments from, might be in some trouble. Rodman, who’s net worth is now only $500,000 despite making just under $29 million to chase a ball around a wood floor has been implicated as one of a group of thieves recorded on video in a shoplifting attempt in Newport Beach, California.

Via Fox News

Dennis Rodman accused of being involved in yoga studio clothing theft

Dennis Rodman is being ensnared for his alleged involvement in a Tuesday afternoon clothing heist at a yoga studio, according to a new report.

The theft allegedly took place after the NBA Hall of Fame legend showed up to VIBES Hot Yoga in affluent Newport Beach, Calif., around 12:35 p.m. with three other people – two women and a man.

In the surveillance video provided to Fox News by TMZ Sports, Rodman and one of the women can be seen perusing items in the reception area of the popular yoga establishment before the woman begins to remove a garment from one of the racks. The woman then walks directly behind Rodman, who appears to shield her from a receptionist sitting behind a large desk, while she stashes the goods in her purse.

Although he blew the majority of his money, probably on crack and high priced hookers, he certainly still has enough cash to buy these things. I have a theory. Despite his public cross-dressing, including once appearing in a bridal gown, announcing himself as “officially bi-sexual” and stating he was going to “marry himself” . . .

. . . maybe he’s developed a sudden embarrassment of about his queerdo tendencies. Too embarrased to buy some skin tight girly yoga pants for himself, he had this pack of thieves do it for him.

The gossip site reported Thursday that Rodman began distracting employees while the woman – wearing a long-sleeved green shirt – committed the alleged offense.

Ahh. One of the oldest tricks in the shoplifting book. Creating a distraction while your accomplice gets their steal on. For shame.

Minutes later, a male companion of Rodman and another woman also walk into the business and the man in question picks up a large crystal art piece from the reception desk and tries to place it on a steel dolly, allegedly intending to buy it, TMZ reported.

However, the man dropped the crystal – shattering it on the floor – just as the woman in the green shirt was seen grabbing another article of clothing and shoving it into her purse.

The video then shows the woman in the green shirt, Rodman, 57, and the man – with the steel dolly in tow – leaving the upscale yoga studio moments apart. On his way out, Rodman appears to be talking to someone as he points to something on the floor.

According to TMZ, the owner of the business said employees working at the time recalled everyone in Rodman’s group smelling of alcohol.

Reps for Rodman did not immediately respond to Fox News’ request for comment. However, an attorney for the flamboyant hustle player declined to comment to TMZ, saying, “it’s premature.”

The group allegedly made off with more than $500 in merchandise during the brazen heist, in addition to breaking the $2,500 crystal.

Since then, Rodman has said he dindunuffin, weaving an elaborate web of lies as seen in the video below during some sort of tranny freak show event. Watch him giving a tranny a little peck on the cheek at 1:38. He claims the store GAVE them the clothes. Why then did the thief have to hide and surreptitiously stuff things in her purse? It’s all on camera, dude. You’re caught.

Fox News has confirmed that the owner of the studio has filed a police report with Newport Beach Police who have declined to comment on the matter.

Rodman has been serving probation stemming from a January 2018 DUI arrest in which he blew over the .08 legal limit, TMZ reported at the time.

And there’s that. Certainly one of the terms of this thug’s probation is that he refrain from drinking alcohol. That’s a pretty common stipulation. Yet a store employee said he smelled like a distillery. An NBA Hall of Famer drunk and shoplifting. Net worth of $500,000? Nah. This punk is just worthless.