Written by guest columnist Llewelyn Moss
Yesterday, Def-Con News posted an article about Joe Biden. Joe continues to provide subject material on a daily basis. It’s like he’s goofiness cubed.
The article was about Joe’s speech at the dedication ceremony of a swimming pool. A pool where Joe was a lifeguard about 6 decades ago.
I had watched the vid of this Biden speech/event this past weekend. A lot of his stuff is funny, he’s such a total goofball. On the other hand, a lot of his stuff is downright creepy. This vid can fit both categories.
If you haven’t already, take a few minutes to watch it.
The first striking thing is that Joe is SO OBVIOUSLY pandering. It’s striking, but not unusual. Joe is like the guy that says, “I have lots of black friends.”
The Dems always pander to different groups. As if the individuals in a group are all the same. As if the individuals in a group are dumb enough to fall for the pandering. Some do, but some also know how to out pander the panderer.
Secondly, just by watching and listening to Garbage Bucket Joe, you can tell that he is totally full of shit. On every job, in every school class, at every party, in every family, there is one person that is a total bullshitter. Everyone knows he’s full of it. When his stories begin, the eyes roll. Behind his back, everyone makes fun of him. “Yeah, when I was in Nam, I held off an entire division of VC with a BB gun.” Bullshit.
And third, there is the creepy admission that he loved little kids rubbing his legs when he was a teenage lifeguard at a city pool. And he loved little kids sitting on his lap. He’s a lifelong frikken pervert. And the dems and the press continue to provide Joe cover. Maybe they know that if they out Joe, all of their own dirty little secrets will soon be out there for all the world to see. Better to just keep smiling, that’s just Old Joe.
Finally, it’s great that Joe was so instrumental in making that swimming pool a shining example of integration and diversity. Look at the crowd of kids behind Good ‘Ol Joe.
The event at which he’s speaking in this vid is the same event where he told the story of Corn Pop. The story of black people with pomade* in their hair, so that they had to wear bathing caps to swim in the pool.
Joe, being the white guy in charge at the pool, tells the brazenly pomade flaunting, bathing-cap-absent Corn Pop to get off the diving board. No grease allowed in the pool.
That’s it, White Boy. We’ll see you in the parking lot.
Joe speaks of the black hoodlums that struck their straight razors on the curb, to roughen them up. Black hoodlums that stuck their straight razors in rain barrels to make them rusty. Ooooo. Scary, Joe.
That entire depiction is total bullshit. No one purposefully dulls a fighting weapon.
And straight razors don’t rust, they’re stainless steel (and were ss back in the day).
Joe’s in it deep now, with the Corn Pop gang out to get him. So the white maintenance guy gives Joe a length of iron chain to fight off the razor wielding gang. Some of the chain that Joe says is used to divide off the deep end of the swimming pool. Hmmmm.
We see Joe’s fake tough guy persona taking over as he tells this story. His words are the words of a man who’s never been in a real fight. The words of a deluded man living in an action hero hollywood script. The words of a tough guy who threatens to take you behind the barn to give you a beating. The words of a chickenshit fake who fires both barrels in the air off the back porch. A blowhard who thinks, as explained by William Munny, “One to the lung. Biden says it’ll RIP it right out their back.”
Joe is the perfect illustration of the “Big talk, no action” kind of guy.
As I’ve mentioned previously, all of this would make a great movie. It’d be like the anti-Forrest Gump movie. The guy that totally screws up everything.
After all, he did respond to the cries of, “Run Joe…Run!!” Stupid is as stupid does.
*Pomade was, and still is, used by black people and others to straighten their hair. A couple of good examples to view are Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan:
Oops, that’s Maxine Waters. We’ll get our graphics department on it and see if they can find some Sharpton and Farrakhan pictures.
