Every now and then, people make mistakes. Sometimes they misspeak. They occasionally get a brain fart and can’t remember something. This is human nature, but the key word is “occasionally.” Joe Biden however is in a constant state of not knowing where the hell he is or where any place is. The scattered-brained democratic party front runner’s latest geography gaffe saw him claiming that Bolvia borders Venezuela, which it most certainly doesn’t. Biden couldn’t find his ass with a map, a GPS, and directions from AAA.
The Washington Examiner found this little nugget from in interview Biden did with the editorial staff of the Des Moines Register.
“Look what’s going on in Venezuela right now…
Millions of people are crossing the border destabilizing Bolivia.”
Bolivia does not share a border with Venezuela, the two are separated by 700 miles of the Amazon rainforest. pic.twitter.com/l6bOssZKmT
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) January 10, 2020
Biden was attempting to say that President Trump’s Venezuela policy is a mess, while taking credit for Obama’s “brilliant” South American policies. He failed.
“Look what’s going on in Venezuela right now. What are we doing? Being irresponsible I’m the guy that put together the plan in Colombia, straightening that government out for a long while. Now what’s happening? Millions of people are crossing the border and destabilizing Bolivia. Already destabilizing the Amazon, but, you know, Brazil. Dealing with what’s going on in Colombia,” said Biden.
Wow, this is one of Biden’s least coherent statements ever. This is what I think he was trying to say: He straightened out Columbia but Trump being irresponsible has made Venezuelans cross into Bolivia and that is somehow related to Brazil dealing with Columbia.
I could spend hours trying to make sense of that, but I would probably suffer irreparable brain damage and the real point of this article is that Biden thinks Bolivia and Venezuela share a border. They do not. Here’s a map:
As you can see, there’s about 1,500 miles of Brazil between Bolivia and Venezuela, so it’s impossible for millions of Venezuelans to cross the border into Bolivia. Maybe Biden is claiming that millions of people paraglided over Brazil, but he didn’t mention this so his statement is false.
Making Biden’s geography woes even more hilarious, he literally doesn’t even know where his ass is:
“And what are we doing? We’re sitting here with our thumb in our ear,” Biden said.
That’s not where your thumb is, Joe.
Like I said, people occasionally make mistakes, but this latest geography fail is part of a long list of Biden’s “Where’s Waldo” problems:
In August 2019 Biden was trying to express his sympathies for the victims of shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio by recalling, “the tragic events in Houston today and also in Michigan the day before.”
Also in August 2019 Biden was in New Hampshire and gushed about how beautiful Vermont is.
“Look, what’s not to like about Vermont in terms of the beauty of it and what a neat town,” said Biden in Keane, New Hampshire.
In November 2109 , while in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, Biden wanted to know, “How many unsafe bridges do you still have here in the state of Ohio?”
In December 2019, standing next to a sign reading “Joe Biden New Hampshire” Biden thought New Hampshire was Iowa saying, “Because what you do here in Iowa, and what they do in Iowa, what they do in the primary.”
In January 2020 Biden confused Iran and Iraq claiming Iran voted to kick U.S. soldiers out of the country when it was actually Iraq that did it.
We can now add Venezuela, Bolivia, Brazil, and his own ass to the long list of locations Biden can’t find.
How many times do you think President Trump could get away with mistaking a location before the liberal media would declare him incompetent to serve? My guess is only once and the democrats would probably try to impeach him for it.
