Democrats after 2016: “We need youth and diversity.” Democrats in 2020: “Check out these old white guys.” The party of diversity just got way less diverse as “woman of color” Elizabeth Warren has dropped out of the democratic primary race. Sure, she wasn’t a real Indian princess like she claimed, but she was allegedly a woman and now the race is between two very-white men who are so old they don’t even qualify as Baby Boomers.
After getting scalped and kicked in the wigwam on the campaign “Trail of Tears” Elizabeth Warren finally realized that she is more unlikable than a communist and a creepy pervert so she dropped out of the race.
Fox News reports:
Sen. Elizabeth Warren dropped out of the 2020 presidential race Thursday after a disappointing Super Tuesday in which she failed to win even her home state — a development that could boost Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders’ campaign by making him the lone progressive standard-bearer in the Democratic field.
But, while making the widely expected announcement outside her Cambridge home with her husband Bruce by her side, the Massachusetts senator declined to make an endorsement at this stage.
“I want all of you to hear it first, and I want you to hear it straight from me: today, I’m suspending our campaign for president. What we have done – and the ideas we have launched into the world, the way we have fought this fight, the relationships we have built – will carry through, carry through for the rest of this election, and the one after that, and the one after that,” said Warren.
Her “fight” was to win the democratic party nomination and to be elected president. How can she carry this through the election if she has dropped out? Maybe, just maybe, her campaign failed because she’s completely full of shit. Even democratic voters, who are notoriously stupid, saw right through her BS.
And speaking of democratic voters, they sure did prove what a bunch of racist, sexist, homophobes they are this election cycle. After starting with a very diverse field, voters and donors on the left decided they really only want straight white elderly men.
In memorium:
Mentally handicapped Eric “Duke Nukem” Swalwell – July 9, 2019
Dumb blonde Kirsten Gillibrand – August 28, 2019
Pretend Hispanic Beto O’Rourke – November 1, 2019
Black guy you didn’t know was running, Wayne Messum – November 20, 2019
Sort of black woman Kamala “The Kameltoe” Harris – December 3, 2019
Hispanic Obama Bro Julian Castro – January 2, 2020
Female space cadet Marrianne Williamson – January 10, 2020
Black Spartacus Cory Booker – January 13, 2020
Richard Ojeda, who might be Hispanic but nobody knows who he is – January 28, 2020
Asian foreskin fan Andrew Yang – February 11, 2020
The other black guy you didn’t know was running, Deval Patrick – February 12, 2020
Gay Alfred E. Newman Pete Buttigieg – March 1, 2020
Woman (kind of) Amy Klobuchar – March 2, 2020
Fauxcahontas Liawatha Elizabeth Warren – March 5, 2020
That just leaves Tulsi Gabbard, an actual indigenous woman of color, as the only non-white male in the race. Unfortunately democrats have pegged her as a Russian asset and are trying really hard to pretend she doesn’t exist.
Democrats say they put a premium on diversity, claiming that skin color, vaginas, and sexual preference are the only things that qualify people for office. Yet, when it comes down to it, they completely rejected every single diverse candidate in the race, opting instead for ancient whitey Joe Biden and caucasian archeological exhibit Bernie Sanders.
I’m starting to think democrats might be as racist, sexist, and homophpobic as they accuse Republicans of being.
