Despite all the rape, inappropriate touching, and hair sniffing, the liberal media has proclaimed Joe Biden the “women’s champion.” That’s obviously not true and neither is the narrative that Biden is good at optics. With the cloud of a credible sexual assault hanging over his head, Biden insists he will select a woman as his running mate and, according to the NYT, he views this process like picking a pin-up calendar model. In other words, the liberal media’s women’s champion thinks women are objects with no substance beyond looks.
The New York Times usually runs cover for Biden like they did with former staffer Tara Reade’s sexual assault allegation against him. They probably thought they were doing a good PR job for Creepy Joe with this piece about his VP candidate selection, but they accidentally threw this thing in:
In private encounters before this campaign, Mr. Biden has likened running-mate evaluation to deciding among calendar models, with three broad categories (and outdated honorifics): Contenders can be a “Mr. August” (a shot of momentum in the summer), a “Mr. October” (a reliable and effective campaigner for the fall) or a “Mr. January” (a governing partner, politics notwithstanding).
Who are they trying to fool with this “Mr. August” business? Joe said he’s picking a woman. Also, what kind of pin-up calendar does Joe generally look at? The Thunder from Down Under? We know Joe likes the ladies, even if they don’t like him back.
As I said, this is terrible optics for a fluff piece to reveal that Joe Biden is lining up the potential women running mates and judging them like they are pieces of meat. Will there be a swimsuit competition? I hope not, because the women Joe is looking at are hideous.
If Biden can tear his eyes away from the oily men of his beefcake calendar and look at his potential running mate pin-up calendar, this is what he’d see:
February: Elizabeth Warren (Miss Appropriation) – Hobbies include pretending to be an Indian princess and bobbing her head like a chicken pecking at corn.
April: Stacy Abrams (Missed Congeniality) – Accomplishments: Won the Georgia governor’s race in her mind if not in reality.
June: Kamala Harris (Miss Led) – Quote: “Rape is not bad when a democrat does it.”
August: Kristen Gillibrand (Miss Taken) – Qualifications: Blonde, thinks whiskey is food. That is all.
October: Amy Klobuchar (Are We Sure That’s a Miss?) Talents: Can hit a staffer in the head with a binder at 30 feet and eats salad with a comb.
If I was a betting man, I’d put my money on Biden picking Klobuchar because she can be in either the pin-up or the beefcake calendar. Plus, he doesn’t wasn’t to pick someone that would tempt him to creep. Klobuchar barely has any hair so there’s not much to sniff.
Adding to the bad optics of this cattle call, Biden has actually hired infamous sexual predator Chris Dodd to help him sniff out a good woman running mate. My advice to any of the women under consideration is that they bring a friend to the personal interview, you know, just in case.
