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MSNBC Spins Biden’s Fall Into Assassination Threat

MSNBC Spins Biden’s Fall Into Assassination Threat

The liberal media never treated Joe Biden’s fall with the same level of hysteria as that time Donald Trump didn’t fall but they have managed a dizzying spin. According to MSNBC, conservatives making fun Joe stumbling up the stairs to Air Force One will encourage right-wing extremists to assassinate the illegitimate president.

After Biden fell 3 times trying to walk up the stairs to Air Force One, Def-Con News made a prediction on how the White House would spin the incident:

My guess is that White House press secretary Jen Psaki will claim that Biden didn’t actually fall but rather was challenging Russian president Vladimir Putin to a push-up contest.

As it turns out, the White House spin was decidedly worse:

Really? That’s what they’re going with? Biden is so frail that a stiff breeze can knock him off his feet? How come that gale-force wind didn’t seem to affect anyone else?

Donald Trump Jr. had a little fun with this lame explanation for Biden’s declining physical condition:

Naturally the liberal media came to Biden’s rescue with this stunning fact-check:

So that video of Trump knocking Biden over with golfballs wasn’t real? It’s a good thing we have the liberal media around to expose these deep-fake videos.

It’s also a good hating that the liberal media is here to take things to ridiculous levels of insanity. MSNBC national security analyst Malcolm Nance went on Muslim comedian Dean Obeidallah’s radio show to expose the true danger of making fun of Biden’s fall:

“What Donald Trump, Jr. did was cut a video together — or someone else did for him — of Donald Trump hitting a golf ball and then it cuts to the ball hitting Joe Biden in the head and knocking down the stairs and, yeah, it’s supposed to be a joke, but considering Donald Trump is a man who incited a terrorist attack on our capital and violence is part of the right wing now– they are fascist movement in my view…” said Obeidallah.

“They are,” agreed Nance.

“Is that a joke or is that dangerous when you’re in Donald Trump, junior does that?” Obeidallah asked.

“Well, it’s dangerous because what he does is he makes light of the potential of injury people,” said Nance.

But wait, this answer gets even dumber:

“Look you know one of the things that I do is I monitor right wing extremists’ internal communications. I watch their chats, I watch their telegram channels and their Parler tweets and go on the forums that they’re very prevalent on,” Nance said.

Telegram is a secure encrypted messenger app. How is it that Nance is able to monitor right wing extremists on this platform?

“And some of the forums that are prevalent are gun forums, and let me tell you, you want to see some seething hotbeds of violence–you know potential violence–and some of these people have long range shooting skills. And this is the sort of thing that they would you know they would see that video and it would turn into a discussion of whether they use a 338 Lapua or whether they use 50 caliber BMG to get that shot,” said Nance.

Now wait for it…

“That is joking about murder, and you know the thing is so long as it’s not directly stating you know I want to do X,Y or Z to Joe Biden they can get away with that. But the point is it  mainstreams the potential for danger,” said Nance.

So an obvious parody video of Trump knocking Biden over with golfballs means that right-wing extremists will try to assassinate Joe? That is some Jedi-level bullshitting right there.

One of the other predictions Def-Con News made on the Biden fall spin was that they would blame Trump:

If they don’t go that route, most certainly it will be blamed on Trump. They’ll say that the former President sabotaged the Air Force One steps with a slick anti-democracy substance and refer the matter to Nancy Pelosi for a third attempted impeachment/removal from office.

The actual liberal spin to blame Trump is much more insane than than we could have ever imagined.