Blues Clues Teams Up With Drag Queen To Celebrate Families With 2 Dads

Blue’s Clues is a show geared towards 3-year-olds, so it stand to reason they want to teach toddlers all about gay sex. The show’s titular character has teamed up with a drag queen for a sing-along about gay pride and families with 2 dads. The transition from children’s show to hardcore gay porn was so gradual nobody even noticed until it was too late.

Here’s Blue and drag queen Nina West attending a gay pride parade:

Sung to the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home” (sort of) the drag queen points out all of the different kind of families in the gay pride parade:

When a float of gay astronaut alligators goes by, West sings, “This family has two mommies.”

Then some oddly appropriate bears come rolling by an he/she notes, “This family has two daddies.”

Next is a some crippled gay dolphins which West tells us, “These Babas are non-binary.”

“Trans members of this family, they love each other so proudly,” West sings about a group of gender-bending beavers.

After that, things get really weird. A float with a gay rabbit, 3 gay frogs, and 3 gay snails comes by and the only explanation West can offer is, “Some people chose their family.” So did the rabbit bang the frogs and make snails? How does this work?

Okay, maybe the next one is the weirdest. It’s a float with a gay shark, a gay rainbow-colored poodle, a gay blind blue jay, another gay bird wearing a feather boa, 4 gay turtles having sex, and the gay bunny from the last float is marching along side. Try to guess how this one plays out.

“Ace, bi, and pan grown ups you see,” West sings.

I don’t even know what two-thirds of that means, so what are the chances 3-year-olds get it?

This garbage goes on and on with a big gay cat and some ferrets, super-gay goats with frog babies, a gay zebra/unicorn butt-play float, and gay owls holding hands.

They certainly covered every type of family except, you know, ones with male and female parents who have kids of the same species or as I like to call them: actual families.

This is some serious brainwashing shit going on here. What a sick and subversive way to turn little kids into tranny pan aces, whatever the hell that means.

There’s no way a kid watches this piece of crap and comes away healthier and more educated. The only purpose is to normalize perversion and deviancy. Well that and to grow the ranks of the perverts and subversives.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this is child abuse. There is no way in hell adults should be teaching little kids about the gay lifestyle. Just as it would be inappropriate to show kids pornography, this is the kind of thing that is likely to f*ck children up for the rest of their lives.

And with that, everything for kids is now gay. Mr. Potato Head is a tranny, Legos are in drag, cereal is gender-fluid, and Blue’s Clues is a parade of homosexuality.