Move over “Badakathcare” and “Trueandanashdasuffaprzur” Joe Biden’s got a new made up word: “Fingalize.” For some reason while giving the graduation speech at the Naval Academy, Biden told the graduates that Vladimir Putin is trying to “fingalize Europe.” Actually the reason probably has a lot to do with Alzheimer’s.
Biden started his speech off like he usually does by lying and making everything about him and his dead son Beau:
“I’ve been in and out of Iraq and Afghanistan over 40 I think 38 times, my son spent a year in Iraq, won the Bronze Star, the service medal, I lost him, but at any rate,” said Biden.
Biden has not been in and out of Iraq and Afghanistan over 40 or 38 times and his son didn’t win a Bronze Star, he was given it because of who his dad is, not because of any kind of combat bravery. He was an Army lawyer.
Biden also did his patented creepy whispering thing:
“Remember, I’m your Commander-in-Cheif,” whispered Biden.
I don’t know if Joe was hitting on the entire graduating class or just trying to creep them out. I am however sure he achieved the second thing.
Biden then threw in this bit in hopes someone will finally believe him:
“Impacts of global disruptions of supply chains causing significant inflation,” said Biden.
Actually it was the impact of disruptions in the 2020 presidential race that has caused significant inflation, namely Joe Biden, the guy who stole the White House. Also, I thought Biden was blaming Putin for inflation.
Speaking of Putin, Biden brought him up and and started yelling and then made this confusing accusation:
“The action taken by Putin, woo attempt to, use my phrase, fingalize all of Europe,” said Biden.
Well, that’s certain Biden’s phase, but what the hell does it mean?
I was thinking back to when Biden was credibly accused of digitally penetrating the vagina of his staffer, Tara Reade, so maybe that’s what he meant. Perhaps he’s trying to say Putin wants to finger f*ck all of Europe.
Having made up a new word, Joe’s innovative juices were flowing so he invented an impossible aircraft as well:
“I need not tell you aviators, within the next decade you’re gonna be able to circumnavigate the world in, within the atmosphere, a little less than, a little more than an hour,” claimed Biden.
The circumference of the the Earth is 24,901 miles, which obviously means the aircraft would have to travel at about 24,901 mph. The current fastest aircraft is the SR-71 Blackbird, which travels at 2,100 mph. The SR-72, which is still in development, will hopefully go at around 4,600 mph. That still a long ways off from 24,901 mph, which would probably kill a human if they were traveling that fast within our atmosphere.
I guess you could fly a tight circle around the North Pole and then say, “Hey, I circumnavigated the globe in an hour” but Joe is smoking Metamucil if he thinks there’s an aircraft on the horizon that can match those speeds.
Biden finished up with some of his world famous gibberish:
“Young wah man with me today, carrying the tom the football,” Biden said.
I’m sorry I can’t put that into any kind of context because there was none.
The Naval Academy graduates went through a tough four years and another difficult 25 minutes of Biden speaking, but now they are commissioned officers. If things go great, they will have a new Commander-in-Chief in about 2 years or less and Joe Biden will be in a facility, fingalizing his own asshole.
