Joe Biden spent most of August on vacation and his dismal poll numbers rose slightly. The liberal media chalked this up to all of Biden’s “big wins” which was actually him just spending $2.85 trillion we don’t have. Now that Biden is back from vacation his approval rating is back to the bottom of the barrel.
After a year and a half of f*cking up everything he could, Joe Biden’s approval rating was 38%, which is the lowest ever recorded for a president. That was on August 1st. Since then, Biden has stolen and wasted $2.85 trillion of our money and the liberal media hyped this as Biden’s comeback.
Last week, Biden’s approval rating jumped 3 points to 41%, which is still pretty damn bad but the liberal media cheerleaders have set a very low bar for Joe. Suddenly there was nothing but stories about how Biden has turned things around and positioned the democrats to win the midterm elections.
Of course, the time when Biden’s numbers started coming back up, he was nowhere to be see. He took back-to-back vacations and only made one public appearance to sign the deceptively named Inflation Reduction Act. Besides that, he kept out of view.
It’s not a coincidence that Biden’s approval rating went uo while he was on vacation. He wasn’t out in the public, lying, acting the fool, and reminding everyone why he sucks. After three weeks of vacation, some people forgot what a complete disaster he is.
In the week since coming back from vacation, Joe has said black people are too poor to own homes, accidentally admitted that he stole the 2020 election, and flirted with a 9-year-old girl. People are like, “Oh, that’s right, he’s a piece of shit. How silly of me to forget.”
Joe didn’t a get a bump in the polls because he accomplished anything, it was because he was out of sight and out of mind.
This is no bullshit, its science. When Joe was gone we barely wrote anything about him at Def-Con News. They say no press is bad press but in Biden’s case no press is the best press he can get.
The obvious thing to do for Joe’s handlers is to stick him in the basement until the midterms are over. Hey, he won the White House doing that. Well, that and stealing Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Georgia. The point is, Biden does better when he’s not out there speaking to people and showing how far his mental capacity has declined.
Democrats however never do the thing that makes the most sense. Joe Biden is going to give a primetime speech tomorrow about how Republicans are fascists who are destroying this country. Yeah, the guy who illegally broke student loan contracts, raided his political opponent’s home, sent the DoJ after parents at school board meetings, and hired 87,000 armed IRS agents is going to argue that Republicans, who have no power in the federal government, are fascists ruining our country.
If Joe Biden were a normal healthy person his ego would probably take a hit knowing that people like him better when he’s gone. Thankfully he has dementia and severely diminished cognitive function so the only thing he knows for sure is purple unicorns are sexy.
