Joe Biden’s Nantucket Island Thanksgiving vacation started out as a horror film with him creeping on some little girls and ended with an action flick, as his Secret Service detail’s vehicles went up in flames. It can be a coincidence how inappropriateness and disaster seem to follow this guy around.
Joe Biden, who says that billionaires don’t pay their fair share, spent the Thanksgiving holiday on Nantucket at private-equity billionaire David Rubenstein’s mega-mansion. Presumably, Rubenstein has now payed his fair share to the “Big Guy.”
Because he is incapable of being normal, Biden made it weird when he photobombed a couple of little girls:
“Here’s Joey!”
That’s more terrifying than The Shining and The Exorcist combined. I hope nantucket has good mental health services to treat these young girls for the trauma Creepy Joe caused them. Thank God that was sniff-proof glass.
And because Biden can’t pull out of anywhere without it being a catastrophe, there’s this from Fox News:
President Biden’s rented Secret Service vehicles burst into flames in a parking lot Monday, just one day after he left his Nantucket vacation.
Biden spent Thanksgiving on the ritzy Massachusetts island with his family last week. The Secret Service rented five vehicles from Hertz to carry the president and his family, and all five of them caught fire in the parking lot, according to footage first obtained by the Nantucket Current.
Footage shows firefighters spraying down the smoldering remains of one vehicle’s engine block. The five vehicles included a Chevy Suburban, Ford Explorer, Infiniti QX80, Ford Expedition, and a Jeep Gladiator.
Wait, isn’t the President of the United States, even an illegitimate one like Joe, supposed to be transported in a bullet-proof vehicle? Does Hertz rent bullet-proof vehicles?
The vehicles were parked at the Nantucket airport and the blaze reportedly spread to just 40 feet away from the facility’s jet fuel tanks. It is currently unknown what caused the fire. Fox News reached out to the White House for information, but they did not immediately respond.
The fact that the White House won’t respond to this is very telling that something else is going on. If it were just an accident that the vehicles went up in flames they would say as much, but instead are tight-lipped. Also, isn’t it a little suspicious that only the Biden vehicles got torched?
The first possibility is that Biden actually learned something from his disastrous troop withdrawal from Afghanistan. Not only did Biden’s incompetence get U.S. service members killed, he left billions in military hardware for the Taliban. Maybe leaving Nantucket, Biden ordered the SUV destroyed so our enemies can’t get their hands on them.
That’s unlikely because Biden hasn’t learned a damn thing from all of his f*ck-ups. Maybe torching the vehicles was a way to get rid of evidence. Joe Biden and his entire family are more corrupt than the 5 NYC Mafia bosses put together. It seems like an easier way to get rid of evidence would be to simply take it out, but Biden doesn’t do anything the easy way. Also, maybe it was DNA evidence and that definitely needs to be burned.
The most likely scenario is that the blaze is Hunter Biden-related. The illegitimate president’s crackhead son joined the family for Thanksgiving on Nantucket and he probably had something to do with the vehicle fire. Maybe after scoring a Nantucket prostitute in one of the SUVs for some naked crack-smoking, things got out of control and there was fire.
Whatever the case, something is up because it’s not normal for non-electric vehicles to spontaneously burst into flames, just like there’s nothing normal about Joe Biden.
