Gas must be bought on a payment plan, eggs are more precious than gold, and home heating is now a luxury item out of most people’s price range. According to Joe Biden however, things are great and they’re only going to get better. He gives us his word as a Biden that he’s doing nothing but awesome things.
The illegitimate president is a lying sack of crap and the name “Biden” is synonymous with corruption, deception, and dementia. Despite this, Joe is swearing on his family name that all the economic hardships he’s forced on Americans are just an illusion:
My word as a Biden: I’ve never been more optimistic about America’s future than I am today.
— President Biden (@POTUS) January 29, 2023
This may technically not be a lie as Joe doesn’t remember his level of optimism from yesterday or any of the destructive things he’s done in the past 2 years. Thanks to Alzheimer’s, everything Joe thinks today is the most enthusiastic he’s ever been.
Still, the country has gone to shit under his reign of forgetfulness and using his name as a guarantee of authenticity is laughable. He’s always been a liar since before dementia robbed him of his senses and he has quite a history of using his bullshit name to make broken promises:
I give you my word as a Biden: When I’m president, I will lead with science, listen to the experts and heed their advice, and always tell you the truth. https://t.co/tIpjW1ch0L
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 19, 2020
“You’re not going to get COVID if you have these vaccinations,” and “If you’re vaccinated, you’re not going to be hospitalized, you’re not going to be in the ICU unit, and you’re not going to die,” said Biden in July 2021.
Of course millions of vaccinated people did get COVID-19 and many of them were hospitalized and died. Biden also “lead with science” by forcing mask and vaccine mandates, despite no evidence they were helpful. He certainly didn’t tell us the truth when he lied that there was no vaccine when he took office.
I’m starting to think Joe’s word as a Biden is as worthless as being a Biden, and the problem may be that his word is no good:
I give you my word: If you entrust me with the presidency, I will draw on the best of us, not the worst. I will be an ally of the light, not of the darkness.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 23, 2020
I give you my word: If I am elected president, I will marshal the ingenuity and goodwill of this nation to turn division into unity and bring us together.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 6, 2020
This is the guy that calls Republicans “ugly chumps” and “neanderthals.” This is the guy who classified conservatives as domestic terrorists and sent his Justice Department after his political opponents. He’s also the guy who delivered the now infamous “MAGA Hate Speech” where he channeled his inner-Hitler and accused half of the country of being enemies of the state, bent on destroying democracy.
Incidentally, he finished that MAGA Hate Speech with these words:
“Even in this moment, with all the challenges we face, I give you my word as a Biden: I’ve never been more optimistic about America’s future,” said Biden.
While completely disingenuous, this does support my theory that he doesn’t remember anything that happened yesterday, last week, or last year.
If the Biden name was a boat, it would sink, if it was a house, it would be condemned, and if it was toilet paper it wouldn’t be suitable to swipe your ass with.
