Secret Service Gives Up Trying To Find Who Left Bag Of Coke In White House

The Secret Service has tried nothing and they’re all out of ideas. The investigation into who left a bag of coke in the White House has concluded without identifying a suspect. Obviously they are trying to protect Hunter Biden, but not naming a suspect actually implicates him more.

Just as Joe Biden’s drug-addicted son Hunter started living at the White House, a bag of cocaine was discovered. It doesn’t take an investigative genius to solve this mystery, but apparently the Secret Service are dumber than the Biden administration is hoping the American people are.

The Secret Service gave a confidential briefing to member of the House Oversight Committee on Thursday and said they can’t figure out who left the cocaine. Also, the story has once again changed. First, the bag of drugs was found in the library, then they said it was found in a more secure location, and now they are claiming it was located within a locker.

As The NY Post reports, Republicans are calling bullshit:

The Secret Service has ended its investigation into cocaine found earlier this month in the West Wing of the White House without identifying a suspect, GOP members of the House Oversight Committee told The Post Thursday.

Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) stormed out of a briefing offered to lawmakers moments after it began, calling the conclusion “bogus” and the investigation a “complete failure.”

“They know who goes in the White House. They have facial identification, they have — y’all know you can’t go in there without giving your Social Security number anyway, and to say that it’s just some weekend visitor, that’s bogus. Nobody’s buying that at all,” Burchett said.

“Every time there’s something strange going on with President Biden or his family, or anything regarding his administration or the White House, no one can ever seem to find an answer. This is one of the most secure locations in the world, some of the best law enforcement officers in the world — and they don’t have any answers,” said Rep. Nancy Mace.

Good point.

This lack of conclusion gets even crazier when we go back to when the drugs were initially found. A hazmat team was called in because the bag of white powder could have been anything, including something deadly. Investigators, for some reason, chose not to fingerprint the bag, which seems like it should have been the first thing they did. If someone had dropped a bag of anthrax spores, it might be a good idea to do everything they could to identify a suspect.

Along those same lines, the Secret Service is basically announcing that terrorist can get bags of anthrax or deadly poisons into the White House without being stopped or detected. That’s a pretty f*cked up thing to do in the name of protecting Joe’s piece-of-shit crackhead son. Here we all thought Hunter was a national security risk because he is so compromised, but now he’s enabling biological terrorism in the most secure building in the world.

The dumbest thing of all is that by not naming a suspect, they’re actually saying the coke belonged to Hunter. If they had identified Joe Blow from Kokomo as the one who dropped the bag and arrested him, this story goes away instantly. Now, because they can’t figure this out, everyone will continue to believe the illegitimate president’s drug-addicted son is the one who brought drugs into the White House.