Kirsten Gillibrand said her favorite food was “whiskey” and then held a contest where one lucky winner could do a shot with her. Soon after, her presidential campaign folded. Elizabeth Warren made a video where she pretended to like beer and now she’s running a contest to drink a beer with her. Is this the beginning of the end for Chugahontas? I certainly hope so.
This is what happened when a wealthy liberal elite bubble-dweller wants everyone to think she’s “regular people.”
Every so often while I’m traveling around the country, I’ll have someone come up to me and say, “I’d love to grab a beer with you.” Well, here’s your chance. Chip in now to be automatically entered and, if you win, we’ll fly you and a friend out to grab a drink with me.
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) July 28, 2019
How does this contest jive with her plan to kick global warming’s ass? I would think the carbon impact of flying someone across the country just to drink a beer with Elizabeth Warren wouldn’t be catastrophic to the environment.
Okay, I’m in. I entered Gillibrand’s contest, just to be funny, and I want in on the Warren nonsense. Unfortunately, unlike Gillibrand’s contest which was free, Warren’s contest requires a donation. I typed in my donation amount as “0” but the website wouldn’t let me continue. I tried donating “0.00” and was still denied.
I’m no expert on these matters, but this seems like illegal gambling to me. Anything that is legitimately a contest has to be free. Requiring people to put up money to win a prize is called gambling and regulated by state laws. You’d think with all the Indian casinos, Warren would know the difference. Maybe she gets around the law because the prize is actually worthless.
In any case, the winner of this contest gets a plane ride, hotel, and drinks. Looks like whoever gets this has to cover their own food.
Also, the winner doesn’t have to drink a beer with Warren and can opt for: “coffee, tea, water, whatever.” Whatever? So Could smoke a peace pipe with Fauxcahontas? Now I want to win this thing more than ever.
I just tried to donate one cent and was rejected. Damn!
Because this is a Warren contest, she bans certain people from entering including fossil fuel executives, big pharma employees, and gun lobbyists. She also bans illegal aliens, but I’m pretty sure that condition comes with a “wink wink.”
If this contest is successful, and it won’t be, all of the other 2020 democrats will jump on the bandwagon because there isn’t a free-thinker in the bunch.
You could win an opportunity to eat baby poop with Beto O’Rourke.
You could oil up and wrestle with Cory “Spartacus” Booker if you happen t like movies about gladiators.
You could smoke a joint with Kamala Harris while listening to rap music that hasn’t been released yet.
You could sniff a woman’s hair with Joe Biden and then inappropriately touch some children.
You could buy a mansion with wealthy socialist Bernie Sanders.
You could throw office supplies at staffers with Amy Klobuchar.
With Pete Buttigieg you could…maybe we shouldn’t speculate what you’d end up doing with Mayor Pete.
Actually, considering how each of these far-left extremists wants to ban meat to fix global warming, it would be fun to eat a cheeseburger with each one of them. It would also be fun to get them to defend their indefensible leftist positions, but they probably would run contest for that.
