Loser Hillary Clinton Tells Democrats To Pick A Winner In 2020

For those democratic voters overwhelmed by all of the candidates in the 2020 field, Hillary Clinton has some advice: “pick a winner.” She obviously didn’t give that advice back in 2016, but she’s not running in 2020 so by all means pick someone who isn’t a loser like Hillary. The problem is democratic voters still have to choose from democratic candidates so picking a winner isn’t as easy as Hillary makes it seem. She should have told democratic voters to pick the candidate that will have the least embarrassing defeat.

Here’s a funny thing from ABC News:

Hillary Rodham Clinton has advice for Democratic voters faced with an unsettled field of presidential contenders: pick a winner.

“This is an election that will have such profound impact, so take your vote seriously. And for Democratic voters, try to vote for the person you think is most likely to win. Because at the end of the day, that is what will matter — and not just in the popular vote, but the electoral college,” said Hillary.

Hey, look at that. She managed to throw in an Electoral College complaint. Will she ever get over 2016?

Voters must act thoughtfully “because Lord knows what will happen if we don’t retire the current incumbent and his henchmen, as (House Speaker) Nancy Pelosi so well described them,” the former first lady said.

Yeah, the best economy in 2 generations might become the best economy in history. That would suck for democrats and their job-killing socialist policies, but the rest of the country will enjoy it, even the dumbasses who vote for democrats.

Okay, Hillary is telling democratic voters to pick the candidate who is most likely to win so, do the opposite of 2016? Still, if democratic voters are going to pick a winner, who should they cast a ballot for?

The communist?

The guy who lets little kids rub his hairy legs and sit on his lap in the pool?

The woman who pretended to be Indian and who lies about everything?

The 14-year-old gay kid?

The angry woman who throws binders at her staff and eats salad with a comb?

The anti-circumcision Asian dude?

The billionaire trying to buy the White House?

The other billionaire trying to buy the White House?

Maybe they should vote for Tusli Gabbard, but Hillary says she’s a Russian asset.

If the entire democratic party field was allowed to run for president collectively and pool their Electoral College votes, they would still get their asses kicked by President Trump. This is easily the worst collection of candidates the democrats have ever put up and that includes 2016 with Hillary, Bernie, and those other goofballs nobody remembers.

There was one last bit of hilarity in the ABC piece. Hillary was promoting a documentary about herself on Hulu that tells, “a bigger story that needed to be told, one that was part of the arc of women’s history and advancement.” No, really.

Hillary was asked what she learned about the documentary of her epic loss in 2016 and this is what she came up with:

“One was the recognition that I have been often, in my view, mischaracterized or misperceived,” said Hillary.

If she has any faults, it’s that people don’t realize how awesome she is. She got over Bill raping and cheating, why can’t she get past 2016?