Joe Biden is a liar, lunatic, racist, rapist, flip-flopper, and dementia sufferer but he really made his name as a plagiarizer. Proving once again that the only thing authentic about Joe is his unoriginality, he has plagiarized a Ronald Reagan line. Proving that he’s still Crazy Joe, he f*cked it up royally.
Earlier Def-Con News told you how Biden insulted the Coast Guard graduating class when they refused to laugh at his lame-ass jokes. It turns out one of those “jokes” was actually lifted from Republican presidential great, Ronald Reagan:
Ronald Reagan, 77, versus Joe Biden, 78. pic.twitter.com/tDs1l1ke6d
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“My Cost Guard aides have been excellent. One of them taught me that, and I quote, the Coast Guard is that hard nucleus about which the Navy forms in time of war,” said Reagan.
Then:
“I can only assume that you’ll enjoy educating your family about how the Coast Guard is quote, the hard nucleus around the Navy form in times of war,” said Biden.
When I originally wrote about this, I had no idea what Biden was trying to say because he screwed the quote up so badly. Now to hear Reagan say it, it makes sense and makes Biden look like an even more senile old fool.
Keep in mind that Reagan delivered this line in 1988 when he was reportedly afflicted with dementia from Alzheimers disease. How is it that Reagan could get the line out flawlessly and Biden fumbled it so badly? The answer is, Biden is further gone than a guy suffering from a neurodegenerative disease.
The other difference you will note in the the two men delivering this line is that Reagan got thunderous applause, while Biden had to insult the graduates for their lack of response. Guess what? The military loved Reagan and they despise Biden.
Since the liberal media will never call Biden out for ripping off Reagan, perhaps he can get some traction off of claiming ownership of other famous quotes from the former President with his patented Bidean spin:
Reagan: “The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
Biden: “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
Reagan: “Government’s first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.”
Biden: “Government’s first duty is to ruin people’s lives, not protect them.
Reagan: “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
Biden: “My view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, I’ll tax it. If it keeps moving, I’ll regulate it. And if it stops moving, badakathcare.”
Reagan: “It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.”
Biden: “I’m the second oldest politician. I have learned that I bear a striking resemblance to a prostitute.”
Reagan: “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”
Biden: “Mr. Sharpton, tear down this WalMart.”
They say “steal from the best” but it is also implied that you don’t f*ck it completely up. You’d think someone as well-versed in the art of plagiarism like Biden would be better at it.
