Eric Swalwell so desperately wants to be someone important enough to assassinate but the reality is he’s a sad little nobody. To “fix” this problem, he frequently posts fake death threats in hopes of impressing us as a kill-worthy big shot. How do I know these are fake? Because he puts them on Twitter instead of contacting law enforcement, which is something someone who is legitimately threatened does.
Here’s Swalwell’s latest cry for attention:
LISTEN to this death threat against my children. Since the FBI search of Mar-a-Lago, Trump, McCarthy, and MAGA Republicans are stoking violent rhetoric against lawmakers and law enforcement. Someone is going to get killed. pic.twitter.com/k9tmmjzhtK
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) August 10, 2022
Like Swalwell’s other posted death threats, this one isn’t really a threat. The person says he hopes someone cuts of Swalwell’s head. If this were a death threat, the person would have said he intends on cutting off Swalwell’s head, which he didn’t.
Another clue to the fakeness of this call is that the person pronounces Kamala Harris’ name properly. An angry redneck would never pronounce he name the right way.
The biggest hint that this is bullshit is because the caller sounds suspiciously like another death threatener Swalwell posted back in 2021:
Listen to this. It’s the Tucker Carlson effect. Tucker attacks me. His fans respond with threats to kill my family. And Tucker knows exactly what he’s doing. pic.twitter.com/PsSLYbctXa
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) October 22, 2021
The accent isn’t quite the same but the tone of voice is exact. This can be chalked up to the fact the the person is faking a Southern accent, badly. I’m certain these to calls were made by the same bullshit person.
It’s also possible that this fake death threat from June of this year:
Have a LISTEN 🔊
Marjorie loves to play the victim. But she’s an inciter of violence. Her constant attacks — even after the FBI said I was never suspected of wrongdoing — lead to threatening calls like this. This caller from today threatened to kill my three children. https://t.co/MlR1ogAxN3 pic.twitter.com/xVWosh1Uco
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) June 23, 2022
That does sound like a different voice from the first 2 so it could be a different person or maybe he just changed his tone. One thing that binds all 3 together is that the person is obviously faking a hillbilly accent. Also, the content of the so-called threats is always the same: F-bombs, N-words, homophobic slurs, Fang Fang references, MAGA, etc…
What are the chances that 3 guys, with fake Southern accents, would all threaten Swalwell in the same way? I’d say they are pretty slim, but the odds that Swalwell or one of his interns is leaving these messages is very high.
At the risk of crushing Swalwell’s fragile ego, why would anyone waste their time threatening him? He’s an insignificant nothing. He doesn’t hold any position of power or leadership within the democratic party and most people who don’t follow politics have no idea who he is. And yet we’re supposed to believe that all these rednecks form the deep South want to take him out?
