Joe Biden’s geography woes continue as do his democratic primary woes. In moment of insane brilliance he managed to put these two things together. After his humiliating defeat in New Hampshire, Biden confused the Northeastern state with the Southwestern state of Nevada, the site of the next primary he is sure to lose. Biden may not know where the hell he is but he sure knows how to tank an election.
After his second straight loss in New Hampshire, Biden tried to reassure his dwindling group of supporters by once again mixing up state names:
Joe Biden confuses Nevada with New Hampshire & they’ve only been to two states so far. pic.twitter.com/Bchk7MHU7u
— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) February 12, 2020
“It is important that Iowa and Nevada have spoken,” said Biden.
Well, Iowa and New Hampshire have spoken since they are the only two states that have held a caucus or primary. Nevada’s primary isn’t until February 22. He is right that the early voting states have spoken though and what they said is “no thanks” to Joe Biden.
Either Biden believes that New Hampshire really is Nevada or that he’s certain to lose in Nevada. I guess it could be both.
This is another in a long line of Crazy Joe having no idea what state he’s talking about. I’ve poured through his other mistakes and come up with a “Biden GPS” to help Joe figure out just where in the f*ck he actually is.
Joe thinks Nevada is New Hampshire but…
…he thinks New Hampshire is Iowa but…
…he thinks Iowa is Ohio but…
…he thinks Ohio is Michigan.
We can therefore conclude that Biden believes New Hampshire is really Michigan. Either that or he thinks there’s massive state that extends from the Atlantic Ocean, through the midwest to the border of California. I’m almost certain he calls this super-state “Malarkyvania.” I’m also positive he will lose the Malarkyvania primary by double-digits.
Oh but wait, Biden also thinks New Hampshire is Vermont so that throws everything off. I have no idea where he thinks he is and maybe that’s what’s really going on: he ain’t so good at thinking anymore.
I have picked up on a pattern in this insanity: Joe often confused Iowa with other states and finished forth in the Iowa caucuses. Joe often confused New Hampshire with other states and finished a distant 5th in the New Hampshire primary. He is now confusing Nevada with another state so obviously he’s going to finish sixth in the Nevada primary.
Joe may be crazy but his lunacy is completely predictable so here are the results of the Nevada primary 10 days before they happen:
1) The Commie
2) Gay Alfred E. Newman
3) Binder Chucker
4) The Billionaire
5) Fauxcahontas
6) Crazy Joe
7) The Other Billionaire
Let’s see how this plays out but if Biden’s dementia can accurately predict political races, he could have a new career when his presidential bid craps out in next couple of weeks.
And as long as we are keeping score, Biden has never won a single state primary in his 3 runs at the White House. He won zero primaries in 1988, zero in 2008, and so far zero in 2020. But yeah, he’s totally the most electable person in the race.
