Empty Can Joe Biden Questions President Trump’s Cognizant Abilities

This is rich. Joe Biden, who never knows where the hell he is, thinks millions of Americans have died of COVID-19, and can’t even read off of prepared notes without screwing it up, says President Trump is suffering from diminished cognition. Talk about the nutty pot calling the kettle crazy. Biden can’t tell the difference between his wife and his sister and brags about letting little kids rub his hairy legs in the swimming pool. He’s not cognizant enough to even know what cognizant means.

After locking himself in his basement for most of the year, Biden finally emerged to hold a press conference, sort of. As he explained, all of the questions were pre-approved and he had all of the answers written down on notes to avoid any embarrassment. Joe started out his Q&A by accidentally admitting, “They gave me a list” of reporters.

Even with the list of pre-approved reporters, Biden still forgot the name of his hometown newspaper.

“Where is the uh Wilmington uh the Delaware State News, i mean, Delaware News Channel I should say? That’s my hometown team, I better call on them,” stumbled Biden.

Don’t worry, Joe. The entire liberal media is your home team and they are going everything they can to hide your diminished mental capabilities and general awfulness.

To be clear, Joe was reading off notes and it still took him 3 times to get the name of his hometown newspaper right. Keep this in mind because one of these softball questions was about Trump’s mental state.

“This President is — he talks about cognitive capability. He doesn’t seem to be cognitively aware of what’s going on,” said Biden.

At least Trump knows what his hometown newspaper is, even if it’s the fake news New York Times.

In what way has Biden demonstrated that he is cognitively aware that he knows what’s going on? Like this:

Here’s Joe Biden Talking About Little Kids Rubbing His Hairy Legs In The Pool

Joe Biden Forgot The Words To The Declaration Of Independence And The Days Of The Week

Joe Biden Claims, ‘I’m Not Going Nuts’

Joe Biden Goes Full-Looney Tunes On CBS Reporter

Joe Biden Flips Out On Voter And Calls Him ‘Fat’

Joe Biden Confuses New Hampshire With Vermont Because Of Course He Does

Joe Biden Thinks He’s In Iowa At New Hampshire Rally

In ‘North South Carolina’ Biden Looks Forward To Appointing First Black Woman To U.S. Senate

Crazy Joe Biden Calls A Female Voter A ‘Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’

Joe Biden Tells Iowa Democrat To ‘Vote For Someone Else’

And The Debate Winner Is…Not Joe Biden Who Talked About Punching Women And Claimed He’s Black

Biden Claims 150 Million Americans Have Been Murdered By Guns Since 2007

Biden Campaign Cut Live Feed After Joe Claimed COVID-19 Killed 120 Million Americans

Joe Biden Offers Advice On How To Bang Your Wife’s Sister

Joe Biden Claims Mass Shooters Disproportionately Target Transgender Women Of Color

If Biden is trying to demonstrate he’s on the ball it shouldn’t be a ball of confusion.

Biden also announced that he will not be holding any campaign rallies, which is good for him because he doesn’t want people to see a middle school gymnasium half-full of people taking a nap through one of his incoherent speeches. He did note one downside to this no-rallies campaign strategy:

“You know me, I’d much rather be out there with people because that’s where I get the greater feel,” said Biden clenching has fists.

So no groping? Even Creepy Joe is willing to sacrifice to end this pandemic.

Joe Biden saying anyone is disassociated from reality is like Joe Biden calling anyone a pervert. People in crazy glass houses shouldn’t throw rape stones.