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Fake News Alert: WaPo Claims Joe Biden Is Eloquent

Fake News Alert: WaPo Claims Joe Biden Is Eloquent

The fanyboyism from the liberal media fawning over Joe Biden has been a thing to behold but The Washington Post took it over the edge by claiming the braindead tongue-tied illegitimate president is “eloquent.” I know that liberals have different meanings for words, but this claim is simply too impossible to believe with alternate definitions. Mush-mouth Joe won’t hold a press conference or address a joint session of Congress because his handlers know there is no way he could get through either without making an ass of himself.

Here’s the WaPo’s “conservative” writer with the biggest lie in fake news history:

Rubin is technically correct that Biden wasn’t “lucky” to win the 2020 presidential election, it was a calculated theft that put him in the White House. The other stuff about him not being a gaffe machine and his eloquence however is pure fiction.

The dictionary defines eloquent as: fluent or persuasive in speaking or writing.

These are real things that came out of Joe Biden’s mouth recently, proving his complete lack of eloquence:

“I spent literally four, five hours a day for six months. I talked to ’em over a hundred and sixty mayors, probably more than two or three times.”

“I want to thank the sec, the former general, I keep calling him general, my uh, the guy who runs that outfit over there, I wanna make sure we thank the secretary for all he’s done to implement what we just talked about.”

“Indians, of descent, Americans are taking over the country.”

“The last thing we need is Neanderthal thinking that in the meantime everything’s fine, take off your mask, forget it. It still matters.”

“Not everybody in the community – in the Hispanic and the African American community, particularly in rural areas that are distant and/or inner-city districts – know how to use – know how to get online to determine how to get in line for that COVID vaccination at the Walgreens or at the particular store.”

“And Representatives surly Shirley Jackson Lee, Al Green, Silvia Garcia, Lizzy Pannilli, excuse me, Pannill. What am I doing here? I’m going to lose track here.”

“I get up in the morning and look at Jill, and say ‘where the hell are we?’”

“Sometimes, because things are moving so fast, it’s not because of burden, it feels like 4 years.  It’s not because of the burden, it’s because there is so much happening that you’re focused on, you’re constantly focusing on one prob problem opportunity one right one ad seriatum.”

“First year we were vice president, you know we guys fresh walked out of the executive office building and I walked into my office.”

“Look, the range of challenges Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex. I’m eager to hear, eager to hear, n*gger here next from my good friend.”

And that’s just from the past few weeks. There is of course “badakathcare” and “trueandanashdasuffaprzur” as further evidence of Biden’s eloquence.

Joe Biden is eloquent like Joe Biden is competent. The WaPo’s claim that he is an articulate speaker is officially the fakest news ever reported.