It’s the end of the year which means it’s time for lame-ass end of the year lists. Here are the top ten Def-Con News articles of 2021. These aren’t necessarily the most important stories of the year, just the top ten in terms of views, so they’re your favorites. Given the ones that made the list, I’d say you all are a bunch of awesome crazy f*ckers.
10 – Biden Brags ‘My Butt’s Been Wiped!’
In late July, Biden ran up to reporters and proclaimed, “My butt’s been wiped!” Because the liberal media can’t call attention to Biden’s scary lack of marbles, not one of them bothered to ask for a little clarification.
9 – Was Anyone Actually Killed In The Capitol Riots?
This isn’t so much a conspiracy theory as it is my observations involving the death of Ashli Babbitt. There’s a lot of things that don’t make sense and need answers but nearly a year later we still don’t have them.
8 – ZAPPED! Bare Assed Naked Florida Woman’s Outback Steakhouse Rampage Cut Short By Police
Awesome account of Florida Woman running amok by Donn Martin.
A rumor that connects the Clintons and child sex trafficking is too easy to believe.
Somebody had to pick up the slack after Biden’s Afghanistan clusters*ck.
5 – Navy SEALS Arrest Hillary Clinton—(Satire Warning)
Great satire from Nathaniel Greene and again, shit involving the Clinton’s is just too believable.
4 – Trump Assassination Foiled, Deep State in Panic Mode!
Fake news won’t report it, but we will.
3 – 17 Facts That Prove Biden Stole The 2020 Election
Irrefutable evidence that Joe Biden is the illegitimate president. Over a year later, all of these facts are still largely ignored.
2 – Gov. DeSantis Tells Biden: ‘Go F*ck Yourself’
And this was way before “Let’s Go Brandon” so Ron DeSantis is a visionary mother*cker.
1 – Bombshell Pix Of Hunter Biden Naked And In Bed With Underage Girl
The #1 Def-Con News story of 2021 was actually written in October 2020 but found life in the new year and racked up the views. I guess people can’t get enough of Joe Biden’s crackhead son banging his underage cousin.
Now for the top ten articles with the most comments of 2021, without any commentary from me at all:
9 – Elizabeth Warren Says Abortion Makes Our Democracy Function
7 – Black Panthers Vow To ‘Kill Everything White In Sight’
6 – Democrats Introduce ‘Blacks-Only’ Health Care Bill
5 – Biden Fires First Dog Major, Replaces Him With A ‘Commie’
4 – Thanks to Biden The Taliban Has An Air Force
3 – In Biden’s America, We Need Guns More Than Ever Before
2 – AOC Now Claims She Was Almost Raped On January 6
1 – R.I.P. Def-Con News Favorite William Munny Has Passed Away
This was what Def-Con News readers were looking at and talking about in 2021. Wow, what a shitty year, huh? Hopefully 2022 is better, but unless Joe Biden is gone, I doubt it.
