Def-Con News tried this last year and it got flagged so much we had to delete it, but maybe people are less uptight this year. Here are all the things liberal kooks decided are racist in 2019:
Hairy Armpits – Liberal Jezebel reported that women with hairy armpits are sexy, but also racist because it’s mostly white women growing out their pit hair.
Fast Food – Vox explained that it was racist for president Trump to serve fast food to players from Clemson’s National Champion football team.
Air Pollution – USA Today argued that only minorities breath in air pollution so therefore it is racist.
Obama Mask – It took 5 months but liberals finally decided that a teacher wearing an Obama mask for Halloween was racist.
Chocolate Ducks – Yes, chocolate ducks.
The Democratic Party – Muslim Rep. Rashida Tlaib accidentally called her entire party a bunch of racists. I’m sure the democrats will get around to transmit the articles to have this impeached from the list of racist things any day now.
Here’s all the things Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez found racist in 2019:
Ocasio-Cortez Rips CBS For Racist Election Coverage
AOC Trashes Ronald Reagan As A Racist, Says That America Is ‘Garbage’
Yup. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says U.S. Citizenship Is Racist
AOC: All Trump Supporters Are Racist, They Just Don’t Know They Are Racist
AOC Calls The Electoral College A Racist Scam
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Hurricanes Are Racist!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Thinks Cops And Subway Fares Are Racist
Mother’s Day – Newsweek declared Mother’s Day racist because black and indigenous mothers don’t get to enjoy it as much as white mothers.
Cirque Du Soleil – For some reason Rep. Ted Lieu thinks the weird French circus is racist.
American Flag Sneakers – Nike made some American flag sneakers but Colin Kaepernick said they were racist so the company recalled them.
Moon Landing – The Washington Post and The New York Times tag-teamed to declare the Apollo Moon Landing an achievement in racism.
White Robots – CNN said that white robots are racist because of course they did.
Crosswalk Signals – You know how the picture on the crosswalk lights is a white man? Racist!
For some reason these seemingly racist things didn’t make the list of things liberals find racist:
Bette Midler Attacks Mitch McConnell With Racist Stereotype
‘Non-Racist’ Joe Biden: Poor Kids Are Just As Smart As White Kids
Is It Racist? Nancy Pelosi Says All U.S. Citizens Are White
Bill Maher Makes Racist Popeye’s Fried Chicken Crack To Black Congressman
Joy Behar Forgets The Internet Exists And Denies She Ever Wore Blackface
Liberal Canadian PM Justin Trudeau Has 3 Blackface Scandals He Can’t Explain
VA Gov. Ralph ‘Infanticide’ Northam Might Want To Explain This Blackface/KKK Yearbook Photo
Virginia Is Running Out Of Democrats: AG Admits He Partied In Blackface Too
Christianity – A writer for the Washington Post says Christianity is racist because it causes global warming, which doesn’t apparently affect white people.
Math – The Seattle public school system decided that math is racist and will no longer teach it.
Pumpkins – The NAACP was outraged that Bed, Bath, & Beyond was selling black pumpkins and pressured the retailer to stop this most egregious form of racism.
Legal Immigration – Debbie Wasserman Schultz said it is racist to distinguish between legal immigration and illegal immigration.
Iowa Caucuses – Democratic presidential candidate Julian Castro thinks the Iowa caucuses are racist because democrats are too racist to vote for a Hispanic like him.
Sunshine – The NYT declared sunshine racist because it scorches minorities who can’t figure out how to stand in the shade like privileged white folks.
Slow Service – A Black woman launched a hate crime attack on a Mexican food cart because she thought white people were getting faster service than her.
And most of all, Trump supporters are racist:
Ignorant Rapper Blasts Trump and His Supporters, We’re all racist!
Charles Blow Goes Ape; Says Even Trump Supporters’ Grandmothers Are Racists
Meathead Calls Trump a Racist, Attacks Trump Supporters
Racist Joe Biden Says You Are Racist If You Support President Trump
Beto: Everybody Who Votes For Trump Is A Racist
Mayor Pete Suggests That Everybody Who Supports Trump Is A Racist
Liberals say that everything is racist and they mean it. “Everything” however is a lot of stuff and it takes time to declare it all. The left is working as hard as lazy people can and 2019 saw them add significantly to the list. In 2020 they’ll get around to rainbows, snow tires, and of course President Trump’s reelection.
