It’s not just that Joe Biden is old and forgetful, he’s also delusional and certifiably insane. Here are Crazy Joe’s top ten crazy moments of 2021:
10 – Joe Biden Once Again Promotes Kamala Harris To President
Biden struggled all year to understand that it was he who stole the White House and constantly referred to illegitimate vice president as the president. “All kidding aside, of course president Harris is a proud Howard alum,” he said in December. In August: Joe Biden Says Kamala Harris Is Going To Be President Very Soon. In June: Biden Kicks Off Europe Trip By Forgetting He’s President And in March: Mush-Brained Biden Promotes Kamala To ‘President Harris’
9 – Biden Claims A Hurricane Ripped Through The Midwest
Talking about the deadly tornados that ripped through the South and Midwest in December, Biden said, “Jill and I pray, and I’m sincerely mean this, pray for those who lost loved ones and those who are uncertain of the fate of their loved ones and the debris that you see scattered all over the hurricane’s path. The reason for this confusion is because in September: Biden Claims ‘They Don’t Call ‘Em Tornados Anymore’
8 – Biden Trips Multiple Times Trying To Walk Up Stairs To Air Force One
While trying to navigate the carpeted stairway to Air Force One, Joe Biden ate shit several times. The White House tried to say that the wind knocked Joe off his feet, but no one else around him was feeling the effects of this gale-force wind. Even so, I doesn’t instill confidence in the man if a slight breeze can knock him on his ass.
7 – Joe Biden Claims He’s Seen The Coast Guard In Afghanistan
Seeing things that aren’t there is never a good sign. Biden claimed to have seen the U.S. Coast Guard, which patrols U.S. waterways, in all kinds of weird places: “I’ve watched these people. I’ve watched them in the South China Sea, I’ve watched them in Afghanistan, Iraq. I’ve watched them in South America. Wherever they are.”
6 – Joe Biden Dropped An N-Bomb. No, Seriously
In February, Biden gave a speech at the virtual Munich Security Conference and things did not go well: “Look, the range of challenges Europe and the United States must take on together is broad and complex. I’m eager to hear, eager to hear, n*gger here next from my good friend,” said Biden. I know Joe likes to pretend he is black, but this is ridiculous.
5 – Biden Says He ‘Came To The United States Senate 120 Years Ago’
When you have dementia, numbers are hard. In March, Biden claimed: “You know, with regard to the filibuster, I believe it should go back to a position of the filibuster the did existed just when I came to the United States Senate 120 years ago.” Compounding matters, Biden also claimed a lengthy stint as vp: “I commuted every single day for 36 years as prez, vice president of the United States.”
4 – Joe Biden Farted On The British Royal Family
During his European Climate Change meeting in which he vowed to stopp toxic emissions, Joe Biden farted on Camilla Parker Bowles, wife of Prince Charles. According to an informed source: “It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it.” This came just days after he shit his pants in front of Pope Francis.
3 – Biden Brags ‘My Butt’s Been Wiped!”
Since Biden’s bowels were so active in 2021, it makes sense that he’d be proud of this. Actually it doesn’t. Running excitedly up to reporters, Biden proclaimed, “My butt’s been wiped!” True to form, the liberal media reporters didn’t ask any follow up questions like, “WTF?, Mr. President?”
2 – Biden Gets Lost On Way Back To The White House
Joe Biden has been in Washington since the Nixon administration, was VP for 8 years, and had been the illegitimate president for 7 months at that point, you’d think he’d know where the White House is. And yet, in August, Biden was returning from a vacation in Delaware as the situation in Afghanistan was unravelling and plumb forgot where he lives. Instead of walking to the door in front of him, Joe wandered around the bushes until the Secret Service helped him find his way.
1 – Even Joe Biden Is Chanting ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ No, Seriously
On Christmas Eve call to parents tracking Santa, one dad told Joe, “Let’s Go Brandon!” which is code for “F*ck Joe Biden.” Completely oblivious, Joe agreed: “Let’s Go Brandon. I agree.”
Any one of these things would be enough to put someone in the loony bin and yet Joe Biden is in the White House with the nuclear codes. The only thing saving us from WWIII is the fact that Joe doesn’t know he’s the guy could destroy the planet.
