If you don’t know Joe Biden’s exact age, you probably have some idea how ancient he is given his severe level of dementia. The White House thinks people have been fooled into believing Joe is young and vibrant and plan to keep that lie going by basically ignoring his 80th birthday next month. Just like every other problem with Biden, his handlers think if they don’t draw attention to it, it will simply cease to exist.
Politico reports: Biden’s about to turn 80. Don’t expect a blowout birthday bash.
Oh no! Why not? The White House celebrates everything from Muslim jihadi holidays to multiple transgender celebrations. In fact, here’s a festive White House tweet from today:
On National Coming Out Day, the Biden-Harris Administration celebrates the courage of the LGBTQI+ community and reaffirms that LGBTQI+ rights are human rights. pic.twitter.com/QOm9pV66rS
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 11, 2022
If they will celebrate National Coming Out Day, why won’t the White House throw a bash for National Joe Biden Is Old As F*ck Day?
Here’s why:
It will be a birthday like no other in White House history. But those inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. are not keen on having a blow-out celebration.
President Joe Biden will turn 80 years old next month, becoming the first commander-in-chief to become an octogenarian while in office. The Nov. 20 birthday will come two weeks after the midterms and will likely intensify scrutiny of Biden’s health and speculation as to whether he will seek another term.
His age has always been a sensitive topic among his closest allies and planning is underway as to how to best navigate the occasion.
White House aides are keenly aware of the storylines surrounding his age and are bracing for the inevitable news cycle.
For now, the plan is likely to downplay the birthday and simply focus on the work, according to those familiar with the discussions.
“Like President Biden has said, anyone with questions about his age should just watch him,” said White House spokesman Andrew Bates.
Master Bates, you have yourself a deal. Let’s take a look at what Joe Biden has done in the past two weeks to see if his age is a factor:
October 7: Joe Biden weirdly and slowly started walking backwards from reporters. Later he tried running away from reporters questions.
October 7: Joe Biden said, “Let me start off with two words: Made in America.”
October 6: Joe Biden predicted we’re on the verge of a nuclear Armageddon.
October 5: Joe Biden told a Florida mayor, “Nobody f*cks with a Biden.
October 3: Joe Biden told Jewish people he spent more time in synagogue than them and then bragged how he was, “raised in the Puerto Rican community.”
October 3: Joe Biden insisted that people compare him to Satan.
September 30: Joe Biden tweeted a picture of himself demonstrating he doesn’t know how to use a telephone.
September 28: Joe Biden got lost on a stage even after his wife Jill showed him the way.
September 28: Joe Biden looked for and spoke to deceased Congresswoman Jackie Walorski.
Yeah, he seems totally fine.
Well, fine for someone who just had a major brain injury or a person overdosing on Fentanyl.
The White house doesn’t want to celebrate Joe Biden’s 80th birthday because they don’t want to draw attention to his advanced age and instead ask us to watch him in action to decide if he’s fit for the job. That’s actually the funniest thing I’ve heard since the last time Biden made a public appearance.
