When President Trump mispronounced “Yosemite” the liberal media covered it for weeks with with plenty of faux outrage. Meanwhile, Joe Biden was butchering the English language with brain farts and diarrhea of the mouth all year long and they didn’t report a single instance. The press didn’t want the people to see what a senile racist fool Biden truly is, but we covered it all. Here’s Crazy Joe’s top dementia moments of 2020:
True Confessions
Joe ‘Hairy Legs’ Biden Admits He’s Running For Prez To Grope Women And Children
Quid Pro Joe: Biden Admits Bribing Buttigieg To Drop Out Of The Race
Joe Biden Admits He’ll Resign To Make Kamala Harris President
Joe Biden Admits He Is Not The Winner Of The 2020 Election
Joe Biden Admits That Kamala Harris Is The Real Presidential Candidate
Joe Biden Brags About Building ‘Extensive Voter Fraud Network’
“We’re in a situation where we put together, and you guys yid-a-didit for our admina, the president Obama’s administration before this. We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics,” bragged Biden.
Family Man
Joe Biden Promises To Take Care Of You As He Would His Own Family
Joe Biden Doesn’t Remember How Many Grandchildren He Has Or When He Was Inaugurated
Joe Biden Thinks His Granddaughter Is His Dead Son Beau
Did Joe Biden Just Implicate His Son Hunter In A Murder?
“I am not concerned about any accusations been made against him. It’s used to get to me. I think it’s kind of foul play but look, it is what it is and he’s a grown man, he is the smartest man I know. I mean, from a pure intellectual capacity – and as long as he’s good, we’re good,” said Biden.
Math
Joe Biden Says Coronavirus Has Killed 600,000 Crazy Americans
Joe Biden Says Coronavirus Has Cost America 85,000 Jobs And Millions Of Lives
Biden Campaign Cut Live Feed After Joe Claimed COVID-19 Killed 120 Million Americans
Joe Biden Predicts 250,000 Will Die From COVID-19 This Month
Biden Claims 150 Million Americans Have Been Murdered By Guns Since 2007
“That has caused carnage on our streets. 150 million people have been killed since 2007 when Bernie voted to exempt the gun manufacturers from liability,” claimed Biden.
English
“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy, an elections, and at the same time correct the public health,” said Biden.
History
Joe Biden Claims He’s A College Professor (Fact Check: He Is Not)
Biden Claims Tump Is The First Racist President (The Democratic Party Begs To Differ)
Joe Biden Says A Black Guy Invented The Lightbulb, Not ‘A White Guy Named Edison’
“We gotta, for example, why in God’s name don’t we teach history in history classes? A black guy invented the lightbulb not a white guy named Edison, Okay?” Biden said.
Geography
It’s Official: Joe Biden Doesn’t Even Know Where His Own Ass Is
Joe Biden Doesn’t Know Where Iran Is Either
In Predicting His Next Primary Loss Joe Biden Confuses Nevada With New Hampshire
Joe Biden Thinks There Are Seaports In Nevada (Which He Thinks Is Really California)
In ‘North South Carolina’ Biden Looks Forward To Appointing First Black Woman To U.S. Senate
Joe Biden ‘Jokes’ That He Doesn’t Know Where He Is
“Good afternoon everyone. Welcome to Kingswood community center. Actually, that the one die used to work. It was a joke. We know where we were,” said Biden at the Hicks Anderson Center.
Medicine
Joe Biden Promises To Cure Alzheimer’s (If He Remembers)
Joe Biden Demands Coronavirus Task Force That Has Existed Since February
Joe Biden Says Curing Coronavirus Will Make it Worse
“We have to take care of the cure. That will make the problem worse no matter what. No matter what,” said Biden.
Dog and Pony Show
Joe Biden Calls Reporter A ‘Lying Dog Face’
Joe Biden Calls Reporter A ‘One Horse Pony’
Crazy Joe Biden Calls A Female Voter A ‘Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’
“You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier,” said Biden.
Guns
Joe Biden Says The 2nd Amendment Doesn’t Guarantee The Right To Own Any Weapon At All
Joe Biden Vows To Ban ‘Weapons Of War’ Because ‘Nobody Needs An AR-15’
Joe Biden Is Gonna ‘Get Those Clips That Have Multiple Rounds In Them’ Banned
Joe Biden Cusses Out Autoworker While Threatening To Take His ‘AR-14’
Joe Biden Says We’re Only Allowed To Own Guns To Hunt Migratory Game Birds
Shotgun Joe Biden: ‘Who In God’s Name Needs A Hundred Rounds In A Bullet?’
“Who in God’s name needs a hundred rounds in a bullet, in a clip, with a gun you have?”
Law Enforcement
Joe Biden Now Supports Defunding The Police Who He Says Are ‘The Enemy’
Biden Says He Doesn’t Support Defunding The Police While Describing How He’ll Defund Them
Shotgun Joe Tells Cops To Shoot An ‘Unarmed Person With A Knife’ In The Leg
Once Again Biden Said Cops Should Shoot People In The Leg
“We can do this. You can ban chokeholds, but beyond that you have to teach people how to deescalate circumstances. Deescalate. So instead of anybody coming at you the first thing you do is shoot to kill, you shoot ‘em in the leg,” said Biden.
Name Game
Joe Biden Lamely Nicknames Trump ‘President Tweety’
Joe Biden Thinks He’s Running Against George Bush
Biden Mispronounces Name Of Nominee For Cabinet Position That Doesn’t Exist
Biden To Himself: I Promise I’m Going To Beat Joe Biden
“I’m prepared to say that I have a record of over 40 years and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden,” said Biden.
Trump
Joe Biden Says President Trump Is Comfortable In A Mosh Pit
Biden Calls Trump A Fool For Killing People By Not Wearing A Mask Within 12 Feet Of Others
Biden Blames Anarchist Plot To Kidnap Michigan Gov. On Trump
After Election Theft, Biden Steals ‘MAGA’ From Trump
Biden Warns That People Will Die If Trump Doesn’t Concede
Crazy-Ass Joe Biden Whole-Heartedly Endorses President Trump’s Reelection
“Turd this primary from a campaign that’s about negative attacks and the one about what before. Because we can not get reelect, we cannot win this reelection. Excuse me, we can only reelect Donald Trump,” said Biden.
Trump Supporters
Joe Biden Says All Of President Trump’s Supporters Are Racist And Possibly Black
Biden To Unite The Country By Calling Trump Supporters ‘Ugly Chumps’
“And by the way, we don’t do things like those chumps out there with the microphone are doing, the Trump guys,” said Biden. “This isn’t a political statement like those ugly folks over there beeping the horns, it’s a patriotic duty for god sake.”
The Office
Joe Biden Lies About Senate Record And Forgets What Year It Is
Biden Once Again Says He’s Running For The Senate
“I’m running as a proud democrat for the Senate. When I was running as a proud democrat for vice president. I’m running as a proud democrat president,” Biden said.
Voting
Joe Biden Tells Iowa Democrat To ‘Vote For Someone Else’
Joe Biden: Vote For Me, I Might Die Soon
Joe Biden Tells People Not To Vote For Him
Joe Biden Tells People Not To Vote For Him If They Believe He’s A Rapist
“They should vote their heart and if they believe Tara Reade they probably shouldn’t vote for me. I wouldn’t vote for me if I believed Tara Reade,” said Biden.
Gender
Joe Biden Calls Pete Buttigieg’s Husband ‘Kristen’
Joe Biden Misgenders Kamala Harris’ Husband As ‘Her Wife’
Great Debate: Joe Biden Says Men Can Get Pregnant
“Women’s rights are fundamentally changed. Once again a woman could be held, more money because she has a pre-existing condition of pregnancy. We’re able to, they’re able to charge a woman more for the same exact procedure a man did, gets,” said Biden.
Transgender
Joe Biden Spends Birthday Celebrating Transgender Remembrance Day
Biden Will End Racism By Making It Illegal To Kill Transgender Women Of Color
Joe Biden Claims Mass Shooters Disproportionately Target Transgender Women Of Color
“Sadly, all these years later, terrorism, mass shootings, and hate crimes continue to rip apart our American communities. Our places of worship have been attacked, Hispanics have been targeted in places like El Paso, the death toll from mass shootings continues to mount, and LGBTQ+ people, particularly transgender women of color, are disproportionately targeted by violence,” wrote Biden.
Race
Joe Biden Tells White People He Was ‘Raised In The Black Church’
Joe Biden Says New Hampshire Is Too White And Doesn’t Represent America
Biden ‘Proves’ Mental Fitness By Implying Black Journalist Is On Drugs
Is It Racist? Joe Biden Says All Black People Are The Same
Joe Biden Says ‘Some Black Woman’ Stocking Grocery Stores Allowed Him To Hide Out In His Basement
Master Debater: Biden Says Abe Lincoln Is Racist And Praises Hitler
Biden To Black People: You Ain’t Black Unless You Support Me
“You got more questions? I tell you if you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black,” said Biden.
Creeping
Watch Joe Biden Sniff Little Girl’s Hair While Whispering Her A Secret
It Looks Like Creepy Joe Biden Is Now Hitting On Michelle Obama
Joe Biden Once Complimented A 14-Year-Old Girl For Having Large Breasts
Joe Biden Views Selecting Woman Running Mate Like Picking A Pin-up Calendar Model
Joe Biden Offers Advice On How To Bang Your Wife’s Sister
It Seems Joe Biden Has Been Fondling Georgia Senate Candidate Raphael Warnock
Creepy Joe Biden Hits On Some Underage Girls
“The good news is, for me, I’m here. The bad news is, for you is, I’m coming back and I want to see these beautiful young ladies, I want to see them dancing when they’re four years older,” said Biden.
WTF?
¡Ay, Caramba! Joe Biden Thinks Beto O’Rourke Is Latino
Joe Biden Thinks ‘Fighting’ Is The Opposite Of ‘Fighting’
Joe Biden Threatens To Cut Federal Funding To U.S. Soccer Which Isn’t Federally Funded
Joe Biden Farted (Or Worse) During Interview With Pennsylvania Governor
Joe Biden Accuses COVID-19 Of Stealing Time Because He’s Nuts
Joe Biden Says He Broke His Foot Running Naked Down An Alleyway After His Dog
“What happened was I got out of the shower. I got a dog and anybody who’s been around my house knows — dropped, little pup dropped a ball in front of me. And for me to grab the ball. And I’m walking through this little alleyway to get to the bedroom. And I grabbed the ball like this and he ran. And I’m joking, running after him and grab his tail. And what happened was that he slid on a throw rug. And I tripped on the rug he slid on. That’s what happened. Oh man, not a very exciting story,” said Biden.
Americans
Joe Biden Slams 50 Million Americans As ‘Not Very Good People’
Joe Biden Says Illegal Aliens Are More American Than Americans
Joe Biden Restates That Illegal Aliens Are More American Than Americans
“These DACA students are more American than most Americans are. No, I’m serious. Think about it,” said Biden.
America
Joe Biden Says America Has Always Sucked
Joe Biden Forgets The Declaration Of Independence Again
Joe Biden Forgot The Words To The Declaration Of Independence And The Days Of The Week
“We hold these truths to be self uh evident, all men and women created by the, go, you know the thing,” said Biden.
This is just a fraction of the insane things Joe Biden said in 2020 and yet we have cataloged 95 instances of his brain farts and diarrhea of the mouth, brought on by his cognitive decline. People misspeak on occasion, but this is Biden averaging almost 2 crazy things per week for an entire year.
We can talk about the election theft and voter fraud but the fact is over 80 million people voted for this kook. Imagine what that number would have been if the liberal media actually reported on the crazy and horrible things Joe Biden says and people realized that his mind is completely gone.
